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people suck except when they don't | thursday | period 2 | february 4
Loki looked positively gleeful as the students came in and took their seats. It would become evident why he was looking so excited shortly but, for now, he was just grinning like a smug motherfucker.
Once everyone was settled, he stood up and said, "Today we're going to talk about some of the suckiest fucking people in the world. People who are annoying."
Now it was clear why he was gleeful.
"You all know someone annoying," he said with conviction. "You might be that annoying fucking person, in fact. Sometimes your friends will be good enough not to fucking tell you that you're annoying but, trust me, all of us are annoying at one point or another. It's just the degree and the way we're fucking annoying. Some of us might talk too much, some of us might fucking stink, some of us chew with our mouths open and spray it. I could go on and fucking on but that's not what this class is about. This is about how you would deal with people like this."
And Loki kind of really wanted to hear how some of these students would deal with annoying shitheads. He was kind of an evil person sometimes. And he predicted half of the students would use physical violence.
"So, here's today's activity," Loki said, still looking gleeful. "I want each and every one of you to stand up and give one way in which you think you can be an annoying bastard. Yes, this means owning up to some of your flaws but you're all fucking adults, for the most part, so I have confidence you can do this without falling apart. Once you do this, everyone else? It's your job to say how you'd deal with that particular trait. Be fucking creative. If someone says they talk too much, don't just offer to punch them in the mouth. Think outside the box. I'm even gonna play? Everyone understand? Okay, go."
Once everyone was settled, he stood up and said, "Today we're going to talk about some of the suckiest fucking people in the world. People who are annoying."
Now it was clear why he was gleeful.
"You all know someone annoying," he said with conviction. "You might be that annoying fucking person, in fact. Sometimes your friends will be good enough not to fucking tell you that you're annoying but, trust me, all of us are annoying at one point or another. It's just the degree and the way we're fucking annoying. Some of us might talk too much, some of us might fucking stink, some of us chew with our mouths open and spray it. I could go on and fucking on but that's not what this class is about. This is about how you would deal with people like this."
And Loki kind of really wanted to hear how some of these students would deal with annoying shitheads. He was kind of an evil person sometimes. And he predicted half of the students would use physical violence.
"So, here's today's activity," Loki said, still looking gleeful. "I want each and every one of you to stand up and give one way in which you think you can be an annoying bastard. Yes, this means owning up to some of your flaws but you're all fucking adults, for the most part, so I have confidence you can do this without falling apart. Once you do this, everyone else? It's your job to say how you'd deal with that particular trait. Be fucking creative. If someone says they talk too much, don't just offer to punch them in the mouth. Think outside the box. I'm even gonna play? Everyone understand? Okay, go."
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Or a snowpuppy.
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MAKE IT A DIRTY SNOWCOUPLE.