Oceanography [Thursday, Week 10, Period Five]

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Summer had wracked her brain trying to come up with a lesson for today's class but decided today was good as any to show a movie.

"Hey guys," Summer smiled, once her students were in their seats. "I've decided to designate today as a movie day. Feel free to sit back and enjoy."

She pressed play on the DVD player and sat back to watch the movie, settling into a seat in the back of the room.

[OOC: OCD is on its way up!]

Logic, Reason and Critical Thinking, Class 10: Period 4, Thursday, November 12

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( Defining the Problem )

Driver's Ed [Thursday, Week 10, Period 2]

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Ziva was just putting the finishing touches on everything in the Danger Shop when the students started arriving. Instead of one racetrack today, there were three, arranged in increasing levels of scariness.

"I am well aware that you are all at different skill levels when it comes to driving," she said. "In order to accommodate that, I thought that perhaps I would give you multiple options for practicing today. You may choose whichever course you would like, depending on whether you wish to take it easy today, or challenge yourselves."

Library [11/12]

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Sam had given more than a little thought to whether or not he could stand to be in the library today. There were a lot of places in Fandom that reminded him of Peter, but considering the number of times Peter visited him during work, even before they started dating, the library held some of Sam's strongest memories. In the end, Sam decided that Peter wouldn't want him putting his responsibilities on hold, and that was enough of an incentive to get him inside today. He had a book on the desk to make it look like he was reading, even while he just sat at the desk and let his mind wander.

Swordplay, Thursday

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When the students filed into the classroom today, they might notice that the usual guy in the red pyjamas was not actually there. There was, however, a dingo. And a Zack, standing near said dingo, scratching his head and looking very perplexed indeed.

"Arthur, I think this is Deadpool," he noted, and then he shrugged and pulled a ham sandwich out of his pocket. Look, if your pockets were as deep as Zack's, you'd carry a ham sandwich or ninety-nine around with you near lunchtime, too. "I mean, he's kinda got that look to him, you know?"

That crazed dingo look.

"Because what we needed were more animal transformations," Arthur muttered. Not that he was grumpy. "All right. We have a duty to fulfill. Zack, round up everyone--"

"--Arthur! Look! I can make him sing for the ham!"

The resulting howl was possibly the most horrible noise that the world had ever known.

Arthur reached over and soundly smacked Zack over the back of his head. That one was deserved. "While your lack of attention is bad enough at the reserves," he hissed, "Try and stay serious while we are in a teaching position."

Zack kinda grimaced, and then threw the sandwich entire at the dingo. The Deadpool. The Deadpool-dingo. Which was kinda the coolest thing ever and oh, maybe if he'd kept the sandwich, he could have made him do tricks!

"Right! So, class assignment, or something. Uh." Zack looked sideways at Arthur, smiling sheepishly. "We're in the Danger Shop. I say we program in some wild animals and let you guys fend them off. With swords, naturally."

Arthur rubbed his forehead. "Naturally," he said, dry as the desert. "In an orderly fashion. Try to achieve some kind of--" He made a vague, sweeping gesture with his arm, "Verisimilitude." He paused, and considered the class. "You have my guarantee this exercise will aide you. You can never plan enough for sudden attacks by," giant, man-eating, "beasts."

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Humorous History: Friday, Period 1, Class 10

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Jim had the TV on when people entered the room today. That could only mean one thing: it was another movie day.

"Morning. Today we're going to watch a movie all about how the Founding Fathers sang all the time. It's called 1776, and it's not really funny the way I normally go for, but come on, a singing Continental Congress? That's kind of amusing." He couldn't help but notice that one of his students seemed a little too amused by this description, so he had to take a shot in the dark. "Rose, have you seen this before?"

...Oh shit. "No?" Rose tried. "I've never seen it before ever?" She was terrible at lying. Terrible.

"Wow," Jim said. "That's really unconvincing. Go ahead, tell the class what you know about the movie."

Rose glared at him. Glared so much. "Fine. First I gotta say that my best friend totally forced me to watch this movie, and that's the only reason I know about it." Now that that was out of the way. "So this is awesome. I mean, they all sing, and that's pretty weird, but everyone hates John Adams cause he's a pushy bitch, but he's the only one who's got enough balls to want to declare independence so he sings about it." She paused. "And it's not like girly singing. Except when his wife sings."

"So he finally gets people to agree that they want to screw over England too cause crap, who wouldn't want to screw over England? And they all sing about it and worry that George Washington's army is going to get its ass kicked by the British. Which - spoiler alert - doesn't happen. He does get it on with Hamilton though, but, um, yeah, that's not part of the movie."

"The total highlight of the thing though is when Adams and Benjamin Franklin and Jefferson - and oooh, he's kinda hot actually, if you like red headed guys - all get together to argue over who's going to actually write the Declaration. Cause no one really wants to. Which, okay, is stupid since they're all AT THE CONVENTION to do something like that. But Adams is all "I can't write it! No one likes me!" And everyone agrees. So they finally make Jefferson write it except he's all cockblocked cause his wife is back in Virginia and he kinda sucks for a while. Not dirty."

"And then the entire story is saved because Adams and Franklin import Jefferson's wife so he can get laid. I'm not even making it up." She paused. "See, we always figured with all those guys there, they should've just taken care of it themselves cause some of that Adams/Jefferson dialogue is kinda sexy, but I guess the musical people thought his wife should be in there." Rose looked over at Jim. "Is that good?"

Jim gave an entertained smirk to the camera before answering, "Even better than I hoped. Everyone, be sure to look for all the manlove Rose noticed as you watch it."

And with that, Jim started the movie.