Logic, Reason and Critical Thinking, Class 7: Period 4, Thursday, October 22

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Miss Elizabeth Bennet seemed in especially high spirits today, as she entered the classroom just before the bell.

( Consider the Source )

Swordplay - 3rd Period - 10/22

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"Back again, back again. Isn't it fun, kids?"

Deadpool didn't wait for a response because this was his narrative and he'd do as he damn well pleased. See? Doing as he pleased. Might even start playing the kazoo for the hell of it now.

Just because.

"So. It's time for more sparring! Yaaaay!" A beat. "Or I could pit you in Thunderdome-ish battles to the death. Or severe wounding. Or maybe just until someone cries and runs. Ah, screw it. Minions! Fight for my amusement!" He said, waving vaguely at the TAs.

( Cut for Sassy length... not dirty )

Driver's Ed [Thursday, Week 7, Period 2]

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"Good morning," Ziva said, greeting the students as they assembled in the Danger Shop. The racetrack was gone today, replaced with, of all things, a bumper car arena. "I hope that all of you enjoyed your break, and are ready to get back to work. As I am certain you have noticed while living on this island, there are many places in the world where the roads are not much wider than the cars that drive upon them. Drivers must learn to maneuver tightly around each other, and must be prepared for inevitable collisions. I have a feeling that we will be focusing more on the second part of that today," she said with a smile. "Pick a car and learn what it is like to crash into each other." It wasn't nearly as fun in a real car, but they were still learning.

Oceanography [Thursday, Week 7, Period Five]

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Summer had handwavily let her students know to meet at the docks for class. The weather was almost perfect for it, though she could have done with less cloud cover.

Still, the water was clear enough that she was sure the students would be able to see things in the water, no problem.

"Hey everyone," Summer smiled brightly, once she counted the presence of all of her students. "Today's a good a day as any for a glass-bottom boat trip, don't you think?"

She didn't expect a response but it was okay. "Think of today as an observation day. Feel free to take notes on what you see when we're out on the ocean. And ask as many questions as you'd like. But most important, have fun."

[OOC: OCD coming up.]

Library [10/22]

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Sam had enjoyed his break, but he didn't mind being back in the library, surrounded by some of his favorite things. The Halloween decorations made him realize how close the holiday was, and he found himself hoping that nothing too strange happened this year. He could definitely handle a normal, boring holiday for once.

Win Friends | Period 4 | Class 7

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These were the days when Barney loved his job. Really.

He stood at the front of a regular classroom looking fantastic in charcoal pinstripe, gripping the podium with one hand and a glass of scotch with the other as he watched the students come in and take their seats.

"Students, as your Dean of Awesome, I will be taking over Ms. Upland's class from here to the end of the semester. Unless we all die in some freak invasion, and then it'll end before then." He should not be hoping for an invasion given his reaction to dinosaurs, and yet. "I have some papers that tell me what her course was about, but I think we can all agree that I don't care. So, today starts the first day in the rest of your lives as you fine few will learn to go forth and be AWESOME. Yes, you heard right, this is now How to be Awesome 201. We're starting today with a quiz to determine what you already know about Awesomely choosing the winner in a fight." He was betting not a lot. Unless some had taken his class this summer, and then they had to be advanced or at least angrily mediocre at any task.

"Getting in a fight? Lame. Watching someone else fight? Awesome. While some of the great ones have already been settled, such as Alien v. Predator, Rocky v. Drago, thong v.underwear - others are still too close to call (blonde v. brunette). That being said, this quiz offers up some great fights I would pay to see. Now it's your turn to rock the vote on what you think the outcome would be." Barney circulated the room, tossing quiz papers on desks, ensuring everyone got one.

"I know it's the start of Homecoming weekend and all you ladies need a lot of time to slut up appropriately, so as soon as you're finished quizzing it up you are free to leave. Think of it as my gift to your dance partners. Now, get our your pencils!"

Studio Art, Friday, Period Four, Week Seven

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"Well," Steve said at the beginning of today's class. "I hope everyone is excited for Homecoming. Before I can let you out to have fun, though, we're going to do some collaging. Now, collage comes from the French for 'to glue,' so basically what you do in collage is glue bits of things together on a backing piece to create something new. You can use paper, fabric, photographs, text...stuff you found on the ground. Anything goes. So, I've provided some materials for you to work with, but if something you need to fulfill your artistic vision isn't here, let me know and I'll see what we can do." There was a stack of old magazines and newspapers, plus bins containing colored papers ranging from tissue to construction, fabric scraps, ribbons, glitter, beads, feathers, and one that just seemed to contain random handwavey objects. "So...get to work!"