World Mythology - Monday, March 17th - 2nd Period

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As the students came in today, they might notice that Ghanima was actually sitting behind the desk rather than on it, and she was considerably paler than usual.  Sunday's efforts had obviously taken a toll on her.

"Morning, students," she said quietly.  "In light of the past week's events, and the fact my brain is currently made of mush, you're going to be watching The Siblings Morbid today.  I'd like you to make yourselves comfortable, be it on the floor or at your desks, and decide what myths, if any, you see referenced in the movie, or if it's pure fairy tale.  There is tea, coco, water, and hot apple cider in the marked containers along the south wall.  Please, help yourselves."


[Wait for the OCD to go up!  Thank you!]

Choosing Your Own Government--Monday, Period 5, Class #10

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Vala was exhausted, and looked it. She yawned, then addressed the class from her spot behind her desk. "Hello. I know what most of you were up to this past week, and particularly this weekend, and I know how much sleep you probably didn't get. I didn't get back from London until relatively late. So, instead of teaching a class I'm not clear enough to communicate and you're not conscious enough to comprehend, I'm reinstituting what I understand is a primary school tradition."

"Everyone push their desks to the side of the room, then grab some crackers or cookies and a plastic cup of apple juice," she instructed. "Pillows, mats and blankets are by the door if you want them, and as soon as everyone's settled, I'll turn out the lights."

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a well-deserved naptime."