Library [11/21]

[likethegun]

Since Adah was still sick, Sam came in to open the library. It wasn't like it was a hardship to spend more time around the books or anything.

Career Choices - Wednesday, November 21st - 4th Period

[atreideslioness]

As the students filed in, the might notice that the statuesque blond standing at the front of the classroom was not their normal teacher.

"Good morning,” she said, her voice carrying effortlessly.  “I am Lady Ghanima Atreides, and I have been tasked with teaching your class for the remainder of the term.  You may call me Lady Ghanima or Miss Ghanima, whichever you are more comfortable with.  The first person to call me Lady Atreides gets detention.”  Ghani grinned unrepentantly.  "Lady Atriedes is my grandmother, and I am nowhere near that old."

"Now, if I could have all of you introduce yourselves, along with whatever profession you had been considering up until this point, so that I may put names to faces."  Ghani pointed randomly at one student sitting in front.  "You.  Go."

( Once everyone had introduced themselves, Ghani moved over to her desk. )

Lunch - Wednesday 11/21

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Guud murneeng stoodents! Heppy dey-beffure-a-Thunksgeefing! I hefe-a tu sey it noo seence-a I vun't be-a serfeeng loonch tumurroo.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Toorkey Sundveeches

-Meshed Putetues

-Greee Beun Cesserule-a

-Crunberry Sooce-a

Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 11/21

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was no teacher today, Something, for some of the students, that was a very good thing.

Instead, there was just a small note on the board and a pile of ugly dresses.

Gone to prevent the apocalypse via a Thanksgiving party gone terribly awry. If half the island blows up, you'll know the deep frying experiment failed horribly. Feel free to try on the pilgrim dresses supplied! No Indian costumes because that's just insensitive and-

On the other side...

-how dare you support such racist attitudes! For shame, kids, for SHAME.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Alternative Tactics, Wednesday Period 1, 21/11

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

"My finals are cursed."

Ladies and gentlemen, Kerrigan's opening statement. Paraphrased. The original was a little more on the profane side.

"I'll just... evaluate last module based on class assignments," she noted, and if anyone thought that was unfair, they'd... probably do best not to think it too loudly. ( Anyway, all that being done... )

"This is the very basis of micro tactics," she finished, as the heavily oversketched whiteboard vanished into the background, "So you can laugh and call it 'easy' if you'd like, but if you can't manage this, anything else is essentially beyond you and I suggest a desk job."

[ wait for the ocd up! ]

Basic Japanese

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Yondaime smiled from the front of the class as he passed out this week's sheets to everyone. "Hi all, sorry about me being gone last week, there was a family situation at home. But this week we're continuing on with slang that Deadpool should have given you a small taste of last week."

"Informal Japanese or slang is much easier than what you've learned so far. There is very little use of particles, and no 'desu's to be seen. The list that I've given you is a basic list for greeting and asking people how they are. I think compaired to the formal list it's amazingly easy," he grinned. "Today's class just practise the list from this week and last, your homework is to confuse someone by speaking Japanese at them. Other than that I hope you all have a good day off tomorrow."

( Slang List )