Art 101, Period 4, Class 7 (Monday 10-22)

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"Welcome back," Steve said to his class by way of greeting. "I hope you all survived Parents' Weekend with your sanity intact. Today's kind of fun, or at least I think so; it's collage day. Collage is the art of assembling different images and forms to form a new whole, by gluing them to a canvas or paper. We've got loads of old magazines and newspapers you can cut up, and some other things if you want to use those--ribbons, feathers, sequins, colored and textured papers, some glitter." Steve still hadn't gotten the memo about glitter. The various collaging supplies were assembled on a central table, while the scissors, glue, and canvas were at each student's station. "So, go to it. And have fun!"

Library [10/22]

[likethegun]

Sam was in a very good mood when he went to open the library this morning. It might just have something to do with classes being back in session.

Fandom's Next Top Runway Model [Monday, Period Five]

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When Lee got to the classroom today, there was a note on the door written in what appeared to be very shaky, very scared handwriting.

Fleeing the crazy.

Will return when threat passes.

You have the class.

Ares

Lee stared at the note for a long time and then shook his head before going into the classroom and trying to think of SOMETHING to do.

When everyone started filing in and settled down, Lee said, "Ares went and got married this weekend." Hey, he was in control. "To some girl name Rowena. I think they're on their honeymoon now or something. Make sure to wish him well when he gets back. He didn't leave us anything to do so I'm going to make something up. As a lot of you saw, I got stuck to the side of the dorms in my underwear last week by a teacher who you all should call grandmother when you see her. And then tell her I told you too."

What the hell, right?

"Anyway, that leads to the big question. Boxers or briefs? Or nothing? For girls...well, I don't know what underwear girls wear so the girls can figure that out? Why's one better than the other? Why would anyone for a frakking thong? And what the frak is up with this planet's obsession with thongs?"

Lee really shouldn't make things up off the top of his bed.

"No modeling though. Ares might reappear as soon as that happened and that'd be creepy. Oh, and if anyone would like to bitch about Parent's Weekend, we can do that too. We probably need to."

And then Lee sat down at the desk and waited for the discussions.

[OCD is coming up! I'm a little weird this morning.]

Lunch - Monday 10/22

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Deed yuoo injuy yuoor feceshun? I knoo I deed!

Tudey's Menoo:

-Cheeseboorgers

-French Fries

-Seled

-Ice-a Creem

Keeping Your Wits About You... [Monday 2nd Period 10-11] Class # 7

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Today there was a large projector screen set up at the front of the class. Spread out on the desk was the usual assortment of pastries, coffee, tea and other goodies.

As soon as everyone was in and settled, Wilson straighted from where he was leaning on the desk, sipping his coffee.

"Okay, today is movie time." He announced. The past couple years of working in Fandom had taught him that usually after big traumatic weekends like having family and friends visit, it was good to go easy on the class on Mondays.

"We're going to watch Fantasy Maze today in class. There will be homework associated with this. Next week I want you to turn in an essay detailing out how you would have handled this situation, had you been in the protagonist's position."

[ooc: Please wait for The OCDs are up, have at.]

NNSE, Monday, Period 1 [Oct 22]

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Lulu was setting up a television screen at the front of the class as the students came in. "Hello, everyone," she said, as they took their seats. "We're deviating slightly from the syllabus again today; we're going to be watching a movie about relationships. It's called The Reverse of Gratification."

[OOC: Sorry for the lame class, I had today's class all typed up but forgot to save it. Boom, computer lock-up, and no time to rewrite it. We'll get back to talking about sex next week. Please wait for OCD is up!]

US Government [Tuesday, October 23, 1st period]

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"Today we start talking about some of the really great powers that come with being President. I'm not talking about Air Force One, though it rocks, and the peanuts are great, or the Secret Service--and those guys are pretty awesome too. I'm talking about being able to pay back your old incompetent college buddies by making them ambassadors!" He grinned. "Oh yeah, and you get to have a Cabinet."

( Yay, the Cabinet! )

Josh smiled and sat back down. "Our discussion for the day: Which Cabinet secretary or Cabinet-level administration office guy would you prefer to be? If you were President, who from this school would you nominate for various positions? Remember, they only have to get past the Senate. They don't have to be qualified."