Redemption: What A Crock [Period 6, Monday]

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Ares glared at his class. "I hope you all had fun while I was unavoidably detained," he said. "Of course, Mr Casablancas and Mr Jekyll may find things somewhat less enjoyable in detention. Miss Summers, you'll also be joining them, although you really have to tell me, when did you meet Discord? Wells, Sheppard? Nice lists."

"Now today we have something of an interesting situation for you all," he said. "Firstly, divide into Hero and Sidekick pairs. Now once you've paired up, sidekicks, you'll discover something grave has happened. Your hero has gone completely bonkers. Your job is to try figure out what happened and how to fix it. Heroes, just drift in and out of sanity and help or hinder your sidekick as seems fit."

[ooc: wait for OCD up!]

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Sanitary Living [period 5, Tuesday]

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Today, when the class filed into the computer lab -- a situation that had been detailed in completely handwaved emails -- they were not met with their favorite tired-looking blonde.

Instead, Winslow was standing on a desk, waving at everyone who entered. "Salutations! Hannelore had a little bit of a...problem with sleeping this week, so she hasn't woken up since she finished counting the water spots on the ceiling in the bathroom last night," he told everyone cheerfully. "Soooooooooooooo I'm gonna teach today! And I was kind of thinking maybe we'd do the computer organization thing. It is what I was created to do, after all!"

He launched into a long, detailed and very exuberant lecture about groups and subgroups for both hardware and software, and all about Hannelore's personal organizational system that she used for his files, then paused as though for breath.

Seeing as how he didn't have...lungs or an actual mouth, this was obviously more for the students' benefit than Winslow's. "So guys you can all do stuff on the computers? Like download stuff! But not porn, because that is naughty and bad and it makes your computers kind of disgusted unless they're Pintsize. But you can download TV stuff or fonts or music and then put it in folders okay? Shiny, neat folders and maybe you can show me what you did? And then we can put whatever you collected on a CD for you to keep because I know Hannelore'd like that!"

He bounced. "And you can talk to me like always! I'm here for talking! I like being a teacher!"

[OCD is coming up omg.]

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Library - 7/31

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Coffee in hand, Isabel opened the library on time.

Construction Site: Tuesday July 31st, all day

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Blissfully unaware of any regime-changes that he's missed while on vacation in the future, Xander is back at the construction site. He's also staring at Fraser's safety signs with a mixture of amusement and approval.

"Glad to see you guys have been keeping up the good work while I was gone. Not that me being back is a signal to start falling off things and breaking parts we can't replace, by which I mean the ones attached to you. Or each other."

[OOC: Open!]

Lunch - Tuesday 7/31

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Dun't vurry ebuoot zee cheeckee. It's nu oone-a yuoo knoo.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Fried Cheeckee

-Meshed Putetues

-Seled

-Jellu

How to Blow Things Up - Week 4, Period 1

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Aly had set up the main campfire with an assortment of bombs running the field from the classic bombs used in movies to less sophisticated devices. 

She waited for everyone to arrive then started speaking.  "The last few classes, we've talked about how to blow things up.  Which is, admittedly, a lot of fun and also what the class is about.  Today, however, we're going to talk about what happens when you don't want the bomb to go off.  Disabling explosives is a hugely dangerous task, and in general, it's something you want to call in an expert to deal with."  She grinned.  "But really if there's one thing Fandom teaches you it's that when you need an expert, one usually can't be found.  So today we - and by we, I mean you - are going to work on disarming explosive devices that won't cause quite so much agony is you get it wrong."

Gesturing to the assortment of bombs,  she started discussing bomb disposal techniques including the use of a pigstick because I love this word and the ever-popular cutting of the correctly coloured wires.

"Now the trick here is that these devices aren't bombs.  But if they are disengaged incorrectly, they will explode."  She grinned.  "I hope you wore clothes that can get paint on them.  If not -" she pointed to a box "-there are some lovely and very fashionable smocks to put on."

"If you have any questions, feel free to ask.  Otherwise, pair up and have fun."

[OOC:  More information on how this will work is in the OCD threads which I am puttng up now is up like an up thing.  Not dirty]