fandomhigh | Sanitary Living [period 5, Tuesday]

Today, when the class filed into the computer lab -- a situation that had been detailed in completely handwaved emails -- they were not met with their favorite tired-looking blonde.

Instead, Winslow was standing on a desk, waving at everyone who entered. "Salutations! Hannelore had a little bit of a...problem with sleeping this week, so she hasn't woken up since she finished counting the water spots on the ceiling in the bathroom last night," he told everyone cheerfully. "Soooooooooooooo I'm gonna teach today! And I was kind of thinking maybe we'd do the computer organization thing. It is what I was created to do, after all!"

He launched into a long, detailed and very exuberant lecture about groups and subgroups for both hardware and software, and all about Hannelore's personal organizational system that she used for his files, then paused as though for breath.

Seeing as how he didn't have...lungs or an actual mouth, this was obviously more for the students' benefit than Winslow's. "So guys you can all do stuff on the computers? Like download stuff! But not porn, because that is naughty and bad and it makes your computers kind of disgusted unless they're Pintsize. But you can download TV stuff or fonts or music and then put it in folders okay? Shiny, neat folders and maybe you can show me what you did? And then we can put whatever you collected on a CD for you to keep because I know Hannelore'd like that!"

He bounced. "And you can talk to me like always! I'm here for talking! I like being a teacher!"

[OCD is ~~coming~~ up omg.]

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*waits eagerly to see what is done this week*

Hermione Granger

Sam Winchester

ZACK ADDY! ZACK ADDY!

Animal

Inara Serra

Jude Lizowski

Cedric Diggory

Jim Halpert

For all your "wtf, the iPod thing talks and why is he talking so fast?" needs.

Zack's fingers twitched as he watched Winslow.

Lecture? Totally over Animal's head.

So he spends his time surfing for Muppet Porn.

Cedric found himself wondering if there was a spell that he could use to change one of his electrical devices into someone like Winslow.

Winslow really doesn't care what you do as long as it generates enough files to organize and stick on a CD.

Otherwise he will make sad graphics at you and omg, you made Winslow cry and you are going to hell for it. :(

Animal should not be let near a computer.

And the files he downloads? Should NOT be on a computer.

Let allowed organized and burned on a CD.

He is so going to muppet hell.

Cedric tried to find files on Quidditch matches he'd missed in his time away. He doesn't have much luck but he does discover some exciting badminton scores that he starts saving.

Ignore the fact Zack was searching for AnthroMac schematics. It had nothing to do with his earlier twitchy fingers, really.

Jim created a new folder.

Then he made a copy of the folder. He selected both folders and copied those. Then he copied those four folders, then the eight, then the sixteen, and so on, and so forth.

Once he got to 2048 folders, he started to drag the folders at random and place them inside other folders. This was, theoretically, organized.

Jude's files are organised. Really.

Just . . . autobiographical instead of alphabetical, numerical, or chronological.

He spent most of his time looking up skate shops close to Fandom.

Inara had never played on the internet before, so she spent the first few minutes tapping on the screen and waiting for it to respond.

Then she found (and figured out) the mouse, and was picking out clothes, finding some gifts for Gavin, and doing research into Geisha all at the same time.

And everything got its own folder.

Sam took the opportunity to download some books, organizing them into author folders first, and then into separate folders for each book.

He's here just for that, and very eager to help!

*is shamelessly abusing chance to play Winslow*

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