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fandomhigh2007-07-31 03:17 am
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Sanitary Living [period 5, Tuesday]
Today, when the class filed into the computer lab -- a situation that had been detailed in completely handwaved emails -- they were not met with their favorite tired-looking blonde.
Instead, Winslow was standing on a desk, waving at everyone who entered. "Salutations! Hannelore had a little bit of a...problem with sleeping this week, so she hasn't woken up since she finished counting the water spots on the ceiling in the bathroom last night," he told everyone cheerfully. "Soooooooooooooo I'm gonna teach today! And I was kind of thinking maybe we'd do the computer organization thing. It is what I was created to do, after all!"
He launched into a long, detailed and very exuberant lecture about groups and subgroups for both hardware and software, and all about Hannelore's personal organizational system that she used for his files, then paused as though for breath.
Seeing as how he didn't have...lungs or an actual mouth, this was obviously more for the students' benefit than Winslow's. "So guys you can all do stuff on the computers? Like download stuff! But not porn, because that is naughty and bad and it makes your computers kind of disgusted unless they're Pintsize. But you can download TV stuff or fonts or music and then put it in folders okay? Shiny, neat folders and maybe you can show me what you did? And then we can put whatever you collected on a CD for you to keep because I know Hannelore'd like that!"
He bounced. "And you can talk to me like always! I'm here for talking! I like being a teacher!"
[OCD iscoming up omg.]
[syllabus|roster]
Instead, Winslow was standing on a desk, waving at everyone who entered. "Salutations! Hannelore had a little bit of a...problem with sleeping this week, so she hasn't woken up since she finished counting the water spots on the ceiling in the bathroom last night," he told everyone cheerfully. "Soooooooooooooo I'm gonna teach today! And I was kind of thinking maybe we'd do the computer organization thing. It is what I was created to do, after all!"
He launched into a long, detailed and very exuberant lecture about groups and subgroups for both hardware and software, and all about Hannelore's personal organizational system that she used for his files, then paused as though for breath.
Seeing as how he didn't have...lungs or an actual mouth, this was obviously more for the students' benefit than Winslow's. "So guys you can all do stuff on the computers? Like download stuff! But not porn, because that is naughty and bad and it makes your computers kind of disgusted unless they're Pintsize. But you can download TV stuff or fonts or music and then put it in folders okay? Shiny, neat folders and maybe you can show me what you did? And then we can put whatever you collected on a CD for you to keep because I know Hannelore'd like that!"
He bounced. "And you can talk to me like always! I'm here for talking! I like being a teacher!"
[OCD is
[syllabus|roster]

Re: Play on the computers! [07/31]
Then she found (and figured out) the mouse, and was picking out clothes, finding some gifts for Gavin, and doing research into Geisha all at the same time.
And everything got its own folder.