Monday, July 9th, 2007

[identity profile] whathasbeenlost.livejournal.com
D had sent out a handwavy notice to his students, directing them to meet at a clearing within the preserve a short way behind the school.

Teal Deer aren't here, but they should be. )

[OOC: Wait for OCD is up! Classes after this will probably not be quite so long, I hope. If anyone has problems ICly with the contract D wants them to sign, they can talk to D privately in his thread.

ETA: Going to bed for now, but will reply to you guys in a few hours! *runs from comment avalanche* Okay, now I'm headed home from work, but I'll continue replying when I get home. *determined!*]
[identity profile] motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com
Buster looked even more nervous than he did on his first day of class last semester. He wasn't wearing his hook and probably wouldn't be for a while. He was still crying at night about what he did to Warren. He waited until everyone arrived before speaking.

"Heeeeeeeeey students. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Buster Bluth. I'll be your teacher for the rest of the semester." started Buster. "You guys are lucky. I already taught this class last semester so I'll be way less inclined to spaz out and scar you all for life!"

Buster laughed and clapped his hands together. "So, as it says on the syllabus, this class doesn't really have a set subject. So if you want to learn a little about any subject just let me know. I most likely took a class on it during my ten years of college."

"Um, you may notice I don't have a T.A. this semester." Buster said softly. "You may heard that I stabbed the old one with my hook...I was just trying to give a hug."

"Oh well. These things happen!" he said. No they didn't. "Let's make today an easy day and just do some introductions. Just tell me your name, an interesting fact about yourself and what your superhero name would be! I'll start! I'm Buster, I've stabbed numerous people and my superhero name would be Sealkicker Lovesjuice!"

He pointed at the student nearest to him with his fake hand. "You go next!"

[OCD threads up!]

Library [07/09]

Monday, July 9th, 2007 11:02 am
likethegun: (i'm one with the mighty coffee bean)
[personal profile] likethegun
Sam was in a fantastic mood as he went to open the library. It's possible the excitement over classes starting up again was sending him into bliss overload.
[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com
Once everyone had taken their seats, GOB smiled and started his lecture. "Hello, kids. Welcome to Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way II: Sex Edder. I'm GOB Bluth and over the next seven weeks you'll be learning most of what I now about sex. I figure this week we'll start with something simple in honor of the football scrimmage yesterday. While we're talking about that, though, go Blue Team. Anyway, this week's workshop is called Sports Metaphors: They're a Home Run )

[OOC: Relative lack of creativity due to headache. Also, seriously, watch both parts of the video. Video is potentially NSFW due to the discussion of things like ejaculation and puberty and wet dreams. Stuff like that. But it's from the 1950's so the discussion is awkward and frank in the most bizarre way. Also, I want to know where the coach got these diagrams on such short notice. There's just something wrong about that guy.

Also, I do not believe Canada sucks. I'm a Chicagoan and the Hawks suck, though, so my opinion of hockey isn't terribly high. That said, I just have fun mocking Canada with GOB because Will Arnett is Canadian and having him taunt Canada amuses me.

Also, standard disclaimer here that carries through for the rest of the session: The discussions in this class may border on NSFW just based on the topics discussed, but I go vague whenever I feel necessary and the topics are much more SFW than, say, the Sex Ed class last summer that was actually informative. Discussion of these topics by students may toe the line a bit more than what I write, but please try to keep the content as work safe as possible, which shouldn't be too hard. Also, I'm usually at work for the bulk of class and don't have much time to play there, so if you want to talk to GOB, either ping in the thread for that or if there's something that you want him to react to in some other thread, ping me using the OOC thread or e-mailing me. And that should be it.]
[identity profile] just-add-starch.livejournal.com
Fraser was here totally on time omg and stocking a cooler full of water and ice.

"It's going to be hot today," he said, nodding. "Please be careful, keep hydrated and take a break if you need to. The school is not as important as your health."

He gestured at the safety equipment before heading back to the construction site.
[identity profile] daimonhost.livejournal.com
The students had been handwavily sent notes that the Mad Science class would be taking place in the Danger Shop beforehand. Once they arrived, they'd notice that the place had been set up to look like a dark and foreboding laboratory in the basement of a large building. There were desks, but they'd been pushed to the side of the smoke filled room, leaving a foggy space in the middle. A man busied himself with a table full of test tubes at the front of the room.

Prof Tomoe enjoys making people play Evil Twister. )
[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com
Josh was still not exactly comfortable with the whole "being outside" thing as he perched on a picnic bench and smiled at the students as they assembled. In deference to the ridiculously hot weather, he was wearing short sleeves and khakis. No tie. Scary, no?

"Okay, one of the most annoying things you will encounter in your life will be other people," he began, rolling his eyes. "Most of us -- in my universe, anyway, some of you might have other experiences -- can't kill them by using our brains, so we have to come up with different coping methods. We'll get to the more advanced techniques -- sarcasm, the strategic use of an eye roll -- later, but today we'll start out with something that gives you a lot of chance to practice before you send out the final product."

He pulled out a sheaf of papers and dropped it onto the table. "Writing back to stupid people!" he said triumphantly. "In this exercise you need to reply to these obviously deranged letters in a polite way without asking if they've thought to seek professional help for their delusions. There are five different letters so pair up with a partner -- it's better to double check your language against someone else, at least at the beginning -- and write back to these completely insane people."

Josh grinned. "Questions? Problems? I don't really care, but ask anyway."
[identity profile] sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com
After the class had assembled Ares leant back and considered them thoughtfully.

"Now, I assume you have all chosen to take this class because you have some ideas about the concept of redemption, and you either agree with my take on it being a fallacy at best, and deliberate con at worst, or you wish to convince me of the error of my ways. Just so you know, the second's never going to happen."

"Now, rather, so starting from next week we will be playing out various scenarios to show, just how the world conspires to keep the average idiot redemption seeker down, but for now, we'll just start with something small and have you introduce yourself and tell me why you took the class. Also, if you've ever down anything you feel you need to redeem yourself for."

"Oh, and Skywalker? You're the TA."

[ooc: wait for OCD is up!]

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