Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way #3, Monday, Period 3

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GOB was wearing a black graduation morterboard today. He was trying to look very professorly because today he was faking it. "It," in this case, being "a basic knowledge of advanced math."

"Today, students, we're going to be talking about Algebra in Sex!" GOB said, uncovering the dry erase board. He pulled out a pointing stick and pointed to the equation on the board as he read it. ( 2 + U = Yippee! )

[OOC: This workshop is what we call "totally cheating to keep from going over the NSFW line." Please wait for OCD.]

Lunch - Monday 5/28

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Tudey's Menoo:

-Hut Dugs

-Putetu Seled

-Mecurunee Seled

-Jellu

Library [05/28]

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Sam had coffee, a muffin, and multiple stacks of books to go through.

Why yes, he actually did like Mondays. Crazy boy.

Construction Site [Monday]

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As a new week opened, Fraser's back at the site, hard hat on his head and tool belt around his waist.

"We're making fine progress," he told the workers, "but we've still got a ways to go. Continue working, be safe and take breaks when needed. It's going to be warm today."

There were hard hats (yellow and one pink) and tool belts for the students to equip themselves with.

Goth Eye for the Prep Guy, Tuesday, 1st Period, 5/29

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Abby was once again twirling her black parasol as she waited for the students. Today the table with boxes of supplies had a clothes rack with skirts, dresses and corsets nearby. There was also severals cups of Caf-Pow waiting in a row.

"You guys did a great job on making Bel goth-tastic last week." Abby grimaced and shook her head. "Uh...rewind. Forget I added 'tastic' to the end of a word, please. I'm a little embarrassed."

"Moving on! Today we're going to going to focus on making a girl goth." Abby pointed to where Molly was standing, wearing a neutral outfit. "Now, this is different from how you worked on a boy. There's hair to deal with which is always fun. Spikes, mohawks, and I'm partial to pigtails. You can add more color to her face like red eyeshadow or lips. Never pink, of course. Pink makes baby goth Jesus cry."

Grabbing a laser pointer, she trained it on a poster board with a smiley face on it. A very badly drawn smiley face. Shrugging a little, Abby smiled at the class. "As you can see, I'm not so good with the drawing stuff. Just pretend it doesn't look a cross-eyed, brillo-haired monster."

Starting at the hair and working her way down, Abby talked about how to turn a regular girl into a goth. When she was finished, she grinned at the class. "Any questions? Then grab a Caf-Pow and a mascara pen and go get Molly!"

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