Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 6, Period 3 (Danger Shop)

[no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com]

"As you would have learned with Sam I Am, not all villains make themselves known. In today's case they may even seem to be in a position of legitimate authority. Legitimate authority should not always be recognised, but that's a discussion for Professor Alianne's class. The purpose of today's class is simple. Deal with the villain in your own personal way."

The Danger Shop was designed to resemble a standard early 20th century mental hospital ward. In fact, it was the ward described in One Flew Over a Cuckoos Nest. The patients/inmates were here, ambling around, being moddable as they often were.

Unfortunately, the formidable Nurse Ratched was here too. Well, time to deal with her, either alone, convincing the other patients to rise up against her, getting your other classmates to help out or just torching the place. Whatever works.

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Announcements - Saturday Morning

[bigdamnprincipal]

When Zoe woke up, the first thing she did was remember that she'd forgotten to do the announcements yesterday.

Okay, when Zoe woke up, the first thing she did was wipe John's cooties off of her and give them back to him. (What? That totally worked!) But the second thing she did was remember the announcements.

It took two books to get her high enough in the chair to reach the microphone, but it finally worked.

"Hello Fandom High! IT'S SATURDAY!" she squealed. "This is your prinpi--princp--this is Zoe! These are the people who were really bad this week, and have to go play with Josh today:

Katara
Tori
Turtle
Dean

I hope Josh doesn't make you eat space worms 'cause those are gross. Maybe he'll make you drink his coooooffee. Ew! I don't have any more paper here, so I guess that's all the 'portant stuff, so I'm gonna go play now. Bye!"

It took a few long moments of squeaking noises before she finally got the PA system off, and went back up to the Tower to see if John was awake. Maybe he'd make her some breakfast.

[I totally meant to forget these yesterday, really...*halo!*]

Gun Club, noon

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Okay. This was... unexpected.

Parker didn't bother posting the rules because all the guns had turned into water pistols, Nerf guns, and marshmellow shooters. All the knives were apparently made of rubber and foam.

She did facepalm and just leave the doors open. And post a sign.

COME ON IN. SHOOT THINGS. I CAN'T STOP YOU.