Music is Love! [1/12] - Period Two

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

Those students returning to the music classroom from last semester will find that it has been transformed into what appears to be a television studio.

Right as the class bell ring the theme song beings to play and Lorne bursts onto the stage to the sound of canned applause.

( Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to MUSIC IS LOVE! )

[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]

[ooc2: And anyone who would like to be bitten by our surprise guest stars should do so now! :)

Announcements, Friday Morning

[bigdamnprincipal]

"Good morning, students. It's time again for the weekly detention notice, and I see you've all been off to a solid start. The following students are reminded that they need to report to detention tomorrow morning with Professor Deadpool:

Katara
Zuko
John Crichton
Jack Harkness
Molly Hayes
Cassie Lang
Jamie Madrox
Number 6
Kabuto Yakushi

"And our first lottery winner of the semester is Jaye Tyler. I'm sorry, Jaye. As for the rest of you, this is really not how you should be starting your semesters. That's the only announcement for today, thank you."

[The list of detentionees has always been this long...*whistles innocently*]

Library [1/12]

[likethegun]

Sam might never admit it out loud, but he was really glad to have library shifts start up again.

All right, he might admit it out loud, but only in front of people who wouldn't laugh at him. That made for a very, very small group indeed.

Novice's Guide to Villains & Villainy - Week 1, Friday, Period 3 (Danger Shop)

[no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com]

"Good morning," Thursday greeted the class. "I'm Thursday Next and this is a Novice's Guide to Villains & Villainy. I have several years of experience with the regular police force in Swindon, SpecOps in London and Swindon and a similar organisation called Jurisfiction. A good portion of my adult life has been spent in law enforcement, mostly investigative, and I don't have any kind of 'super power'. Super powers are not essential to understanding and defeating villains and this class will be teaching approaches that any normal person can use.

That being said, if you have powers, you are more than welcome in this class, but you won't be called upon to use said powers. This is an overview class. Don't expect to learn everything you'll need to go up against the villain of your choice. We'll be covering the basics. The first few weeks will explore the background you'll need - making the most of what you have and identifying, tracking and defeating your opponent. After that, we're going to a hands on approach.

As some of you who were here last semester would know, my background is also literature. We'll be using literary examples of villain archetypes that you'll usually find in real life. It's all on the syllabus. I suggest you take these first few light weeks to read up on the characters you'll have to face and outwit.

Next week, you'll all receive a small satchel full of items. These will be your basic tools for facing villains in this class, as well as your handbook, which if you don't have already you can get from the front of the room. Your handbook includes all of the notes you'll need for the semester and profiles on each of the villains we'll be facing. Bring both to every lesson.

Today, however, you won't need your tools. This is a light class and one you've probably had several times this week. Introduce yourself. Your name, what you're good at and how crime is dealt with in your society." She caught someone's attention and nodded at them. "You first."

Classroom layout (when not in hands-on practical mode)
Class Roster
Syllabus

The Contents of Your Villains & Villainy Detective Kit - coming soon
Novice's Guide to Villains & Villainy Handbook - cover available, contents coming soon