Sexual Education [07/06] - Thursday Afternoon

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When the students were all in the Danger Shop which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Few rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the virtual person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Danger Shop will dim immediately, and your virtual person will disappear. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't fret, guys. They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Have fun, kiddies."

[OCD is up! Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]

Yogalaties, Thursday Morning, First floor lobby

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The floor of the lobby had mats laid out along with gym balls, rice pillows and chocolate cake.

"Morning, guys!" Blair bounced excitedly. "This is our last class, but I'm totally willing to keep doing yoga with you if you want. Maybe we can have a club! With a cool nickname and jackets and our own graffitti..." He trailed off and blushed. "Or you know, whatever."

"I tried to come up with a really cool end of workshop plan...but honestly this is only my second one and I just decided we could have fun. I have a couple of moves I want to show you and then we can just chat and eat cake. Because cake rocks more than pie, yo."

Leadership and Outdoorsmanship, Thursday Morning, Danger Room

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Grumbling a bit, Mac posted a note on the door of the Danger Room before dawn:

Change of plans!

You are "cordially" invited to join me, at home, for breakfast this morning.

Until then,
ADM Harrington

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Flight & Flying [Friday morning]

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The flight shed was closed when the workshop arrived. "Today we're heading up to Selkie Cove," Anakin said, smiling. "We're going to hang glide off the cliff. And before you ask, yes, there are helmets involved."

He looked around at them all. "And if you fall, I can catch you. But do us all a favor and don't let go, okay?"

[OOC: Up early because I'm out of town beginning tomorrow. Anakin'll be super quiet, so please don't try to plunge to your deaths.]

Newsletter Staff Meeting, 4pm FHT, Journalism Room

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Rory was on the couch with her laptop, totally not sleeping.

It might have looked like she was nodding a little, but she totally wasn't.

Wilderness Survival - Week 7| Thursday Morning, A Clearing in the Woods

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"Just because it's out last lesson doesn't mean I'm going easy on you," Callisto said, pointing to the lockers. "Clothes and shoes."

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[ooc: OCD threads coming are up. Post away!]
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Things to Do at the Beach, Galactica Point, Friday Morning

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"Good morning, everyone," Jarod smiled, standing in front of a row of small two person sailboats. "I hope you all read the information I gave you last week, because you'll need it. These boats are suitable for one or two people, but unless you have experience sailing already, I'm going to require you to take a partner, and a paddle, just because sometimes there's no wind, and you'll want to come back to shore."

"For those of you who want to do more than just sail," he smirked, "I've set up some buoys as an obstacle course so you can practice your tacking and navigation. Just remember your rules of the road so you don't run into each other." He gestured out to the ocean, to a line of red dots bobbing in the water. "Also, don't go beyond the red buoys, just for your own safety."

"If you need me, I'll be out on the water in a kayak with a rope, ready to tow you in if necessary. Have fun, and I've had a great time being your instructor."


[ooc: No Jarod interaction until 6 pm EST tomorrow, but have fun in the meantime!]