Sexual Education [07/06] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

When the students were all in the Danger Shop which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Few rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the virtual person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Danger Shop will dim immediately, and your virtual person will disappear. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't fret, guys. They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Have fun, kiddies."

[OCD is up! Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]

Comments

Sign in [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Under each other for collapsey yay.

Re: Sign in [07/06]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler Durden

Re: Sign in [07/06]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi longstocking

Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Have a seat at a bar or a table, and feel free to handwave your drinks. Admire Nancy onstage, eye the people around you, and so on. Someone'll be along to chat you up soon enough.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Having a girlfriend didn't mean Tyler couldn't admire the view. He got a beer and sat at a table, sipping his drink while he watched Nancy.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

A tall, monochromatic blonde in a skintight pair of pants and corset took a seat beside him.

"Hey, sailor," she murmured, looking him over.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi ordered a Midori Sour.

The green Midori matched her eyes, the red cherry floating in it matched her lips and the little heart pendent on the bracelet she was wearing.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Hi," said a genial voice to her left. Said voice came from a tall, thin and very good-looking young gentleman with a wry smile and his hands in his pockets. "Don't think I've seen you around Kadie's before."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Okay this was definitly weird but Sawyer was totally into this bar scene thing. Taking a seat at the bar, he looks around as he sips his drink watching the girl dance on the bar. Iiinteresting.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Shellie!" called a girl in a black mask and hat. "Babe, we need those shots n- well, hello," she said, transferring her attention to Sawyer with a slow smile. "Don't think I've seen you here before."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec walked up to the bar and ordered a Jack and Coke, glancing around the bar curiously. It certainly had a certain ambience...

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

Fry grabbed a beer and sat at the bar. "Wow, a real fake virtual bar!" he exclaimed and drank his beer.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter ordered and beer and began to watch Nancy dance. That was one smoking hot chick.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric takes a seat, doesn't order a drink and spends his time looking around the room.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge sits at the bar, sipping at his drink and wondering what, exactly, possessed him to come here today.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

D was more interested in being nearly colorless and her drink than she was in the dancing girl with questionable tastes in attire.

So she took a seat at the bar and turned it about so that she could people watch.

End of class - get your cookies if you earned them [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Yes, Becky really does have a box of cookies with her.

This is your last chance to talk to her as your teacher and not just that crazy hooker girl.

Re: End of class - get your cookies if you earned them [07/06]

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"Do..I uh..get a cookie?" Sawyer asked slowly, he had picked up Dallas and..was seriously craving a cookie.

Re: End of class - get your cookies if you earned them [07/06]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi flounces up for her cookie.

Re: End of class - get your cookies if you earned them [07/06]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec walked up as the simulation ended. "Nice girl," he commented, smirking. "I know someone who looks a hell of a lot like her."

Re: End of class - get your cookies if you earned them [07/06]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler was grinning as he walked up to Becky, and he had the hint of a blush on his cheeks.

"This was a fun class," he said, reaching for a cookie without asking.

Re: End of class - get your cookies if you earned them [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Becky." Bridge says.

OOC

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Okay, so, yeah, a few stipulations go with this:

1) Come on as strong or as weak as you'd like to the NPCs. They'll ask the pertinent questions to get you credit.

2) If you have a BF/GF and feel uncomfy even talking to the fake people and flirting, I expect goofiness, yo.

3) If you get far enough along with your NPC that an FTB is needed, it will be administered. Comm post, yo. Otherwise, you're free to close in on things to the point of kissing and being suggestive.

4) I'm playing all the NPCs, obviously, and I sleep and work sometimes. I'll be in bed by 3AM EST, and then around again by 1PM EST. Slowplay, for those who need it, is love.

5) You've been a fabulous class, and I sincerely hope you've had as much fun as I have. :)

Re: OOC

[conathon.livejournal.com]

You? Are genius...honestly !!

I love this idea.

Re: OOC

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

*has horrible images of Gail and Peter*

But now I want Quagmire to come visit and take Peter to the Sin.