Sexual Education [07/06] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

When the students were all in the Danger Shop which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Few rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the virtual person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Danger Shop will dim immediately, and your virtual person will disappear. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't fret, guys. They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Have fun, kiddies."

[OCD is up! Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hey," Bridge says, smiling back.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Got a light?" she asked, indicating a cigarette clasped between her middle and forefingers.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"I, um... no, sorry," Bridge says apologetically. "Sorry," he says again.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Goldie smiled. "No worries, sweetheart," she said softly. "Got a name, then?"

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Bridge. Bridge Carson."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Like the thing that goes over a river?"

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"That's one way to put it, yeah," Bridge laughs. "What's yours?"

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Goldie," she said with a smile. "What brings you to Kadie's, Bridge?"

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Like your hair," Bridge says with a nod, after she tells him her name. "And I guess I'm... looking for someone." He does whatever the monochrome equivalent of a blush is.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Someone in particular?" she asked softly, resting her chin in her hand.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"In a manner of speaking."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Goldie smiled softly. "Need help looking?"

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"I don't know," Bridge says thoughtfully. "I think I may have found them already."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Yeah?" giggled Goldie. "Is it...Nancy?" she asked coyly, nodding to the stage.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Noooo," Bridge says, his eyes going wide as he follows her gaze. "I, ah, meant you. Actually."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Goldie laughed. "You're very subtle," she told him seriously.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"I'm not," he says, equally as seriously, "but thanks for saying so."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"I was being sarcastic," she said, rolling her eyes. "So. Care to get out of here?"

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Ooooh, sarcasm, right," Bridge says, with a nod. "Uh, sure."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Your clothes are weird," Goldie noted curiously.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"It's a uniform," Bridge explains.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Are you a cop?" she asked, carefully reviewing what she'd said.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Well, in training," he says honestly.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Goldie frowned a little and then gave him a bright smile. "Well, that's okay then. I bet a smart, strong guy like you'll be a great cop."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"That's not more of that sarcasm thing, is it?" Bridge asks.