fandomhigh | Sexual Education [07/06]

When the students were all in the Danger Shop ~~which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?~~, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Few rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the virtual person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Danger Shop will dim immediately, and your virtual person will disappear. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't fret, guys. They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Have fun, kiddies."

[OCD is up! Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]

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Fry really didn't want to fail Sex Ed. It was the only class that he'd cared about enough to want to not fail, mostly because it would be bad if Professor Farnsworth found out, because then it would get back to Bender and Leela and then he'd never hear the end of it.

"I was thinking about sex." Way to cut to the chase, Fry! And state the obvious, since the statement was true for at least 18 hours out of each day.

"Ohhhh," Shellie replied, eyes wide and a careful smile playing about her lips. "Well, there's an idea." She glanced at her watch. "I go on break in five minutes. You into anything special?"

"I'm into anything as long as it has a spine. Those spineless things? Kinda scary with the blubber and the goo. It's not pretty. And nothing with hot wax, because my ear is still burning from the last time. But," he said, pulling a condom out of his pocket. "I have one of these and I know how to put it on a banana."

"Spines are handy that way," she told him, trying not to laugh. "And wow, a banana? You're sure that's not a little ambitious, tiger?"

Fry puffed his chest out. "How about you judge for yourself?"

"If you're sure you can handle little ol' me," she said, leaning over the bar.

"Oh, I'm sure," Fry bragged. "Not that you're not beautiful and scary and, well, monochrome, but I think I could give it my best shot. If I can handle a three-breasted Omnicronian trying to devour me with organs that no human should ever have to see, I think I'm up to the challenge."

She stared at him. "Oookay. See you on my break then, sweetheart," she said, disappearing into the crowd with her tray of drinks.

Fry blinked and turned around. "I think I just scored. I scored! All right!"

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