fandomhigh | Sexual Education [07/06]

When the students were all in the Danger Shop ~~which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?~~, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Few rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the virtual person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Danger Shop will dim immediately, and your virtual person will disappear. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't fret, guys. They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Have fun, kiddies."

[OCD is up! Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]

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Gail raised a brow. "Right. I'm bored. How much cash you got on you now?"

Peter was a little confused but he didn't dare question a hot chick's actions. He opened up his wallet. "Uh, about fifty bucks."

"Good," Gail said. "What're you into, babe?"

Thankfully Quagmire had trained Peter in what to say when women asked him that question. "Handcuffs." said Peter. "Then you do what you want to me."

Of course Quagmire was a lot kinkier than Peter was.

Gail grinned. Evilly.

Gail was a lot kinkier than most people. Including Quagmire. "Just what I love to hear."

Peter congratulated himself on doing so well. Of course he still hasn't realized that Gail was a hooker. "Really? Awesome!" said Peter "Last time I asked a woman to use handcuffs on me she just screamed and told me to get out of the women's bathroom."

Gail smiled. "Care to find somewhere a little more quiet to finish this?"

"Yes! Yes, I would." said Peter. "I may be a lot of things but exhibitionist is not one of them."

Gail finished her drink in a gulp and rested her hand on her gun. "Got a condom?"

"Always." says Peter, pulling out a green condom out of his wallet that Quagmire had given him. He liked the green color.

"Makes me feel like the Incredible Hulk." said Peter quietly. "Oh jeez I said that outloud."

Gail stared at him. "Ambitious, huh?"

"Like I said, it's always good to be confident." says Peter. He learned that tip from Dr. Phil. Though Peter didn't think that sex was what Dr. Phil was referring to when he taught that lesson.

Gail snorted. "But not too...confident. That's my job."

"I'm sure I won't be disappointed." says Peter. He gulps down the rest of his beer. "How about we break out the handcuffs and you can take me down a notch or two?"

Gail nodded, and as she did so, the lights faded.

"Nice work. She didn't even want to kill you. You're luckier'n most," called Becky's voice. "She'll be gone when the lights go back up. Just hang in the bar for the rest of the sim."

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