Advanced Criminal Justice, Final, Period 1, 05.02.06

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Handwave the final with an idea of how you did if you must, but you know you want to answer the questions, come on. A big thanks to rory__gilmore who has helped me out so much with this class over the entire fake school year. Have some cookies! Anyway, work is likely to be murderous today, so probably slowplay if you want interaction. Class Info Post.]

"Welcome to your final Advanced Criminal Justice session, students!" Tick said after everyone was in the room. "People who had stuff to turn in, please do so now so you have it off of your mind."

"In just a moment, you'll have six questions of Justicey goodness. Please answer them to the best of your abilities and then you're done with my class!"

"Before you leave, though, please say a farewell to Lockheed. He'll be leaving us next week for greener pastures. He seems to claim that his work here is done, whatever that actually means."

( ACJ FINAL )

School Announcements, May 2

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

The bathroom doors are behaving again, it seems. And yet today's announcements have the same agitated feel as yesterday's.

"Good morning. We have successfully renegotiated a contract with the bathroom doors, who will no longer be requiring you to embarrass yourselves horribly with overwrought lyrics in order to use the facilities. However, there is a new problem today. The following anonymous message was received at some point during the night.

We, the laundry machines of this school, work extremely hard to sanitize massive amounts of clothing each week. Given the average teenager's 'standard of cleanliness,' we do not consider it an exaggeration to state that we have gone above and beyond the call of duty in this aspect. Much like our fellow school Agents of Sanitation, the bathroom doors, we feel that our services have gone unappreciated and inadequately compensated for far too long. As of today, we are on strike until such time as our services are properly compensated. Any and all items of clothing will be held for ransom until such time as we have been adequately reimbursed for our services. Yes, this is retroactive as well.

We are working to resolve the issue now, and negotiations are under way. We are extremely sorry for the inconvenience, and regret that the laundry machines' terms have not yet been determined. We hope you have adequate clean clothing."

As if that wasn't bad enough. Right before the PA system shuts off:

"Ay-yi-yi! Zordon? It says here that Mounties can perform legally binding marriage ceremonies!"

"What? Oh --" *bzzzzzzzzzt*


( OOC )

Senior Contribution Poll

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

The Graduation Committee is looking for input on what each of the seniors have contributed to Fandom High. Please supply your IN CHARACTER thoughts for each of the seniors listed below.

( Cut to spare your Friends List )

Foreign Lit/Classics, May 2, Period 2

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

Dream is not in the classroom, but a sleek black raven bobs about the desk importantly, and there's a bin for final papers.

The writing in the blackboard reads,

NO CLASS -- HAND IN OR WORK ON FINAL PAPERS. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE TOMORROW. - DREAM

Library, 5/02

[chasingangela]

It's Angela's last day opening the library until at least July.

Things like that can make a girl sentimental. She even brought in coffee and bagels.

Come. Study. Return overdue books before you get malletized.

Another Senior Poll - Most likely to...

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Please fill out another poll for the Graduation Committee. This one is to determine what each of the senior are "Most likely to..."

[It is an IN CHARACTER vote and results will be viewable to all.]

( cut for space saving )

(no subject)

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Guud murneeng stoodents! Ere-a yuoor feenels gueeng vell? I remember feenels veek vhee I ves in schuul...spent zee vhule-a teeme-a under my bed, cryeeng.

Unyveys.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Creb Cekes

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Seled

-Peunoot Bootter Cuukeees

Office hours/Archaeology

[the-ascended.livejournal.com]

Daniel had stuck a note on the classroom door directing any archaeology students who turned up to find him in his office if they needed him.

Having sent his letter of acceptance off yesterday afternoon, he was now listing what needed to be done before he went.

He also had Expedia open on his computer.

Business Classes

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

Both Classes

"Final exams today," Lorelai said after everyone was seated.

"I'll be here Thursday to hand back your papers/projects from last week and give you final grades."



[ooc: handwave like woah. 30 questions multiple choice and 5 short answer essays. tell me what grade you think you got. I'll average that with the final project grade and attendance.]

Vice Principal's Announcements - Tuesday May 2

[drywitmartini.livejournal.com]

"Good morning to all of you fine, upstanding members of Fandom High. And to the other 99% of the student population too. A few announcements for you all.

Next week there you will be expected to let us know if you're staying on for the first half of summer semester. In addition, you'll be given the opportunity to see the list of workshops we'll be offering and sign up for those. If you're out of town for that, let the friendly office staff know and we'll make arrangements for you to sign up over the phone or via mail.

Secondly, today all seniors should have handwavily received their information package regarding next week's graduation ceremony. Invitations have already been sent to the guardians listed on your permanent records. If you need any last minute changes made, come and see me today and be prepared to answer crossword questions.

Everyone should keep Monday free for the graduation ceremony. Time and place are pending. If you see one of the fine graduation committee members working hard, be sure to give them your support or they might well hurt you.

That's all. Tata!"

[OOC to all: The graduation post will be up on Sunday for slow-play. Also, only guardians of SENIORS are invited.

OOC to Seniors: That information package will tell you what you need to know from the OOC email I just sent you. If you have not received that email, buzz me ASAP! The package will also contain the invitation to lead workshops this summer.]

History of Medieval England: FINAL EXAM

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is deeply engrossed in a book that has no title on the cover, and looks handwritten. On the white board behind him is written:

FINAL EXAM
Essay Question: What have you learned in this course?
No set minimun/maximun length, but terse entries are unlikely to have the depth needed.
Leave your paper on the desk, and you're free.

[OOC: Wait for ocd threads... OCD up, go ahead!]

History of Western Civilisation: FINAL EXAM

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is deeply engrossed in a book that has no title on the cover, and looks handwritten. On the white board behind him is written:

FINAL EXAM
Essay Question: What have you learned in this course?
No set minimun/maximun length, but terse entries are unlikely to have the depth needed.
Leave your paper on the desk, and you're free.

[OOC: Wait for ocd threads... OCD threads up, go ahead!]

Mathematics: All Classes: Wednesday 5.3.06 Period 1

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Good Morning! Intermediates, today is presentation day. You'll get your grades after class. Beginners, your grades are up, go check. Hope you all have a good summer and it was really fun working as a teacher! Oh, Pip, your exam is on the back table over there."

( Grades )

[ooc: Yeah, I know we're a day early but I have no time tomorrow. If you have a problem with the grade (in either direction) bug me. Pip, please take the test in the previous entry to make life that much easier for me. ETA: Dear Lj: I hate you.]