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It seems that the Chef has fallen asleep in the middle of the cafeteria floor. He is not a big drinker, so when he does get into the Schnapps he's usually out for the next day or so. Das Schnitzel, wearing her Gucci hangover sunglasses has made the lunch for today.

For those who are apt to understand chicken-y talk.

"Please, do not step on the Chef on your way in today. He's a bit hungover. As am I, so keep your voices down or face my chicken-y wrath!"

She clears her throat and takes a sip of orange juice.

Today's weekend lunch with be:

-Coffee (And I made this coffee, not the Chef, so it's safe)
-Bowl of Fresh Fruit
-Chocolate Chip Pancakes
-Scrambled Eggs (Donated from my Aunt Helga)
-Bacon (Do not let Miss Piggy know please)
-Two aspirin for those who need it


"Have a good weekend kids!"

New Faculty Members

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Students and Faculty, I would like you all to welcome the newest additions to the fandomhigh teaching staff.

I give you:


Geography - Keith Barret notjustacabbie The Keith Barret Show or Marion & Geoff
Mathematics - Charles Edward Eppes charlieeppes - NUMB3RS
Philosophy and Ethics - Tara Maclay brambless - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Shop - Angus MacGyver manofthemullet - MacGuyver

Please make them feel welcome.

Our new staff will spend the next week setting up their classes and getting up to speed. Please keep an eye out for sign-ups.

Student newspaper, election edition

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The day after homecoming (*cough* and any post-Homecoming or during Homecoming things that are still being slow played *cough*) found Angelus in the journalism classroom. He'd taken over a few desks and chairs, moving them so that he could sit in one chair with a mug of warm blood on a desk beside him, his feet raised and propped up on a desk in front of him, and a laptop cradled in his lap.

He typed away at his article.

Anyone watching him would notice two things:

1) He was still disturbingly cheerful, albeit focused on his work

2) He was dressed in black jeans, a black long-sleeved, form-fitting T-shirt, black shoes, and a pair of black-rimmed eyeglasses.

It was possible for people to interrupt him if they cared to.