Missing essays and unexplained handprints.

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Slartibartfast's construction platform -- a painted-yellow steel cage on the end of a long metal arm -- comes to rest outside the window of the teacher's lounge. He steps off and into the school with his suitcase, and the platform recedes into the distance. His suitcase bears sticky labels from Harare and Colombo.

He looks down. The carpet is wet.

He walks through to his classroom and folds the kitchen away. He looks at his in tray, and discovers to his disappointment that only one essay has been handed in. He may, regrettably, have to pass a list of names over to principalconnor.

He looks out into the corridor and notices, for the first time, the bloody handprints on the wall.

He stands at the door of his room and says, out loud but to no-one in particular, "Did I miss anything while I was away?".

Homecoming Meeting

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Hey guys, I moved the meeting on campus so that I could post this flyer.


HOMECOMING 2005: Come As You Aren't

King and Queen nominations will be taken tomorrow and Tuesday. Any student, teacher, or staff member is eligible. The list will be posted Wednesday, and at that time people can decline nominations if they want (losers). Campaigning can begin at any time.

As you all know, the theme for the Dance itself is "80s". In honor of the most popular club at FH (detention) and tying into the overall Homecoming theme of "Come As You Aren't", we have a motto for the dance...

Dear Mr. Vernon:
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Also, SIGN UP FOR THE KISSING BOOTH AND DUNK TANK HERE.
If you are going to be on campus on Friday the 7th, please sign up to take a turn. The money will go the International Zombie Relief Fund, so I guess it's for a good cause.



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