Squirrel! Period one
Monday, March 23rd, 2026 02:31 pm"Good morning," Jon began a little blearily. "Today I thought we -"
He was interrupted by loud chittering.
"No, Leroy, this is not a class about you. Although honestly I'm astonished it took you this long to attempt a takeover."
Leroy hopped up on the desk and waved a tiny glass at him.
"Yes, I expect that would take precedence. However -"
Leroy began drunkenly singing off-key.
Jon rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Apparently today we are covering music. Loosely defined. Once he's done, please share your own. You don't have to sing it yourself; that's what phones are for."
He was interrupted by loud chittering.
"No, Leroy, this is not a class about you. Although honestly I'm astonished it took you this long to attempt a takeover."
Leroy hopped up on the desk and waved a tiny glass at him.
"Yes, I expect that would take precedence. However -"
Leroy began drunkenly singing off-key.
Jon rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Apparently today we are covering music. Loosely defined. Once he's done, please share your own. You don't have to sing it yourself; that's what phones are for."