Health Education, Wednesday, Second Period

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"Last week we talked about vaccines," Don told his students. "This week, we're going to talk about why they work, and what causes most forms of disease, which is germs. For centuries, the prevailing theory, in the West, at least, was that miasma, or something bad in the air, caused disease, although in different times and places you saw people starting to see the holes in that theory via observation and logic--noticing how disease could pass directly from person to person, usually. Or maybe they would figure out that hey, wait a minute, it's the water that's causing this particular disease, but they still didn't know why. That's because the human eye can't see viruses or bacteria, aka 'germs.' They're too tiny.

"In 1674 a Dutchman named Anton van Leeuwenhoek designed and built his own microscope, a device capable of magnifying our vision of something by many, many times, and observed the first single-celled organisms in a drop of water from a pond. Over the next couple of centuries, scientists learned more and more about microbiology, and by the late eighteen hundreds what they had learned solidified into germ theory: transmissible diseases are caused by 'germs,' these microscopic organisms that invade the human body and have to be fought off by the immune system. Most germs are either bacteria or viruses, and for practical purposes what you need to know is that you can fight a bacterial infection with antibiotics, but not a viral one.

"This week we have a microscope with a slide featuring a droplet of pond water, just like the one Anton van Leeuwenhoek would have observed back in the day." Although this one was from Fandom's pond, so Don had taken a quick peek through the viewfinder before class to make sure there wasn't anything really weird in there. "I'd like everyone to come up and take a look, and see just how much is going on under the surface."

Space Pirates! (Pirates in Space!) [Wednesday, 1st Period]

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They were still on the completely-impossible-to -actually-be-a-space-pirate ship for a third class in a row, this time bobbing along through an entirely scientifically inaccurate nebula.

"Today we're going to be talking about the main reason anyone becomes a pirate, space or otherwise," Aphra told them by way of greeting. "People will tell many reasons why they might become a pirate, and some of them are even true."

"Freedom of the open sea, issues with authority, the fashion," Isabela listed off on her fingers. "But when it all comes down to it, it's the loot. Everyone wants a piece of that booty." Which probably explained why she was perched on top of a treasure chest.

"Today we're going to talk about the kind of things that a space pirate might consider loot," Aphra said. "And the friends we made along the way don't count, unless you literally made them and not just metaphorically."

"After that, we'll leave it to you to figure out how to divvy up your loot," Isabela said, standing and opening the chest to reveal it was full of chocolate coins.