Try Not to Die, Monday, December 11, 2023

[sith_happened]

When Fandom gave you latkes, Anakin was going to eat latkes. Anakin was going to eat so many latkes he would have regrets about it tomorrow, but for now, no regrets!

Anakin made amazing choices.

"This is our last class together before our exam next week," he said, "so let's see if you've gotten better over the semester at lying to other people's faces. I have made these absolutely terrible tasting cookies. You must eat two without spitting them out or come up with a reason not to eat them that will not insult me. Before you try to opt out due to dietary restrictions, they are refined-sugar free, gluten free, egg free, and vegan."

He didn't say that might be why they tasted terrible, but you could see the thought occurring to him.

"Begin."

Practical Folklore, Monday 2nd period

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

"Right." Jon nodded at the students. "Next week will be our final, so I thought this week we could use for catching up on any additional questions you had, whether about things we've covered already or things you'd like to cover. There are obviously a lot more beings out there than we've spoken about already."

He shrugged. "So - ask away."