Try Not to Die, Monday, November 27, 2023

[sith_happened]

"I trust your weekends were relaxing and full of pie," Anakin began as he swept into the room. "Today we're going to talk about intelligence gathering. We have two potential new sources of information," he said, flipping two pictures up onto the wall behind him. "The first one is a single woman in her mid-40s. She's the administrative assistant for the minister of finance and kind of hates her job. She also has a huge amount of credit card debt, a vulnerability we can leverage. The second one is a married man in his early 30s. He's climbing fast in his organization but he's leaving behind a lot of bruised feelings. He's arrogant, sloppy, thinks he's smarter than everyone else, and has a tendency to run his mouth more than he should. He gets invited to the high-level meetings that we're interested in, but it's unclear how much real information he's actually retaining from attending. Which person should we approach, in your opinion, and why?"


He smiled. "Keep in mind that if you pick wrong and they report your outreach to a superior, you're going to a local prison for espionage."

Practical Folklore, Monday 2nd period

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

"Right, welcome back." Jon nodded at them. "Today we'll be covering -"

He was interrupted by the door opening again and a small herd of gremlins flooding in. Jon immediately hopped up on the desk and pulled his legs up, the Eye being unhelpful in letting him know if he was susceptible to their venom. They eyed him in a way that was either hopeful or threatening, he wasn't sure which.

"Er...apparently today we're doing gremlins?" he said.

The gremlins immediately turned around and started chattering at the students.

"I, um. I'd listen to them."