Culinary Fundamentals; Friday, First Period [01/29].

[chef_chocobro]

"Good morning, class." As usual, Ignis greeted them all with a faint nod of his head at the front of the classroom, all pomp and circumstance and ready to deliver another in-depth lecture that will hopefully lead to no one burning the place down. "Last week, we worked on various preparations of vegetables, so today, it follows that we should turn our attention onto various proteins, specifically meats. Now, the meats here are a little bit different than what I'm used to back home, but it seems that the once that do deviate from what I know are still quite similar, and the same cooking techniques apply just as well. My apologies in advance to any vegetarians or vegetarian sympathizers we may have with us."

There was, if you looked closely, a faint smile there to help indicate that that was mostly an attempt at a joke.

( Meat sweats need not apply. )

And, with an example piece of meat glistening on the plate with a sprig of parsley added to the side for dramatic flair, Ignis held it up for a moment before setting it down.

"Now it's your turn. We have several different meats at your disposal in the fridge, as well as various seasonings, and I'd like you to take the rest of the class to explore and practice different methods, and I'd especially like you to focus on your preparation and checking your internal temperatures. If there are any questions before we begin, please ask them now, otherwise, I'll leave you to get to cooking."

Advanced Phys Ed: Xtreme Edition, Friday

[magnusrushesin]

The gym was set up with soft, foam blocks you'd find at a trampoline park. You know, that super accessible reference in these trying times.

But there were also some oddly shaped sturdier blocks just hanging out by the teachers.

"It's time to fight with or succumb to the whims of fate!" Magnus informed the class.

Yes, it seemed that every single class that any of you had taken with these two had been leading to this moment. "Fate as personified by weird dice." Giant ones that Cara was tossing from hand to hand to determine which was the most aerodynamic.

Oh, d20 for sure.

"Which is what fate is, really. Some dice." Magnus, no.

"Which makes as much sense as the Maker being a teenage girl with a boyfriend." Cara, no.

"Nice!" Magnus held up a hand for her to high-five because he was a supportive friend.

Cara went with the high-five for once. Her life had been strange even before she came to Fandom, she was just usually in denial about that. "In case any of you are wondering how you fight fate..."

She threw a d20 at the nearest student.

Disappearing in the Modern World, Friday, Period 4

[doesntstophurting]

"Let's talk about identification," Booker said. "Not fake IDs, because those are illegal and we'll talk about them in an entirely hypothetical manner in another class. But what you do and do not need ID for. For example, you need an ID to open a bank account. You can get around this by operating entirely in cash, which may make you look suspicious in a different way. You need ID to get on a plane, so maybe you take trains or buses or drive very carefully so you never get pulled over. What are some other circumstances in which you might need proof of your identity, and how are you going to get around that when you don't want people to know who you are? Let's talk about it."