Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Tuesday, First Period [11/17].

[died8yearsago]

When the students got to the classroom that morning, they would find, sitting on the desk at the front of the room, a box of very nicely decorated donuts from J,GoB, and that was it.

No note, no sign, definitely no teacher (not even after fifteen minutes).

Just donuts.

That's all.

Guiding the Powerful Yet Incompetent, Tuesday, Second Period

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Slight problem," Yennefer said to her students. "Word has gotten back to the Mages' Council--probably from that rat Stregobor--that there's been a change of power in your kingdom, and you may have had something to do with it. Your role is to provide guidance and advice. The Council for some reason frowns upon staging coups, even extremely warranted ones." Yennefer rolled her eyes. What were you gonna do? "The Council has sent a representative to find out what's going on. The good news: You know Tissaia doesn't like Stregobor. The bad news: she doesn't like bullshit, either. How are you going to deal with her?"

Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, November 18, 2020

[sith_happened]

Anakin paused when his normal rostrum wasn't set up on the stage today, and his eyes narrowed when he saw the drumkit, guitar, and bass.

"Well. This is clearly not going to be just an educational talk," he said dryly into one of the three microphones as he pulled his card from the pocket of his robes. "Today we have, um, The' My Dad's a Demon, But He's NOT a Deadbeat' Tour, starring Fig and the Cig Figs."

The moose had a lot to answer for.

"Enjoy."