The Ever-Changing Facets of Reality, Monday, Second Period

[stickitupmyjinx]

"It's Disney Week here on--" Vanessa was interrupted by a squirrel handing her a piece of paper. She read it and said, "Due to a Cease and Desist, it is not Disney Week here on Dancing with the Stars."

"See if we buy that new service with the cop's fake credit card," Wade grumbled like that card hadn't been cancelled ages ago by now. "You all need to pick a partner now. If there's an odd number... sucks to be you."

"We were going to assign you each a song but The Mouse found out somehow, so, you're on your own. Come up with a dance routine," Vanessa told them. "Remember, the suckiest one has to dance with Sean Spicer, or something like that."

"And are voted off the island!" Still not a thing. "We'll make it a thing."

They would not.

"Oh, we'll make it a thing," Wade repeated.

"It's gonna be a thing," Vanessa vowed. "Now get to it, you only have until the end of class to snatch that mirror ball!"

Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

[my_own_advocate]

"I was going to talk to you today, but you were all even smaller and more annoying this weekend, and I was a bit worried it would carry over," said Lucifer.

Sitting at the front of the class with his phone out, scrolling through Instagram.

"But whatever. I owed you an actual interrogation with the man from that restaurant who saw the crime with the rickshaw." He waved a hand. "Go bother the Douche. Er, I mean, witness."

... yes, the classroom was in fact, in the Danger Shop. And yes, that was in fact Detective Dan Espinoza with a mustache as the witness. Well. Not the actual detective. But it was a version of him with a funny mustache. Lucifer made his own fun, you don't own him.