Thursday: Library

[mother_forker]

There were downsides to eating shrimp flavored ice cream. Serious downsides.

Like the biggest stomachache known to mankind. And serious gas issues.

"I have no regrets," Eleanor said aloud to mostly herself. And the books.

Who were staying away from Eleanor because shrimp farts are the worst.

Practical Life Skills, Thursday, 3rd Period

[wrongkindofsith]

Hope you weren't sick of Jello just yet, kids, because there a giant lump of the stuff in the tavern today. Though the sides were a bit too regular to call it a lump, let's go with cube instead.

And it was wreaking havoc on the tavern! That just wouldn't do at all.

"I've fought these guys before!" Magnus said proudly. "Kinda. Well, a type of jello monster. It was ages ago."

The cube was consuming an NPC tavern goer as he remembered. Because in this class, sometimes the Jello ate you.

"You'll probably want to be careful," Cara said. "It's going to be a slow, embarrassing death if it gets you."

Speaking of, someone should really save NPCakin. Or just watch this slow tragedy.

"Now, fair warning: stabbing does not work. You gotta do something other than stab it." Magnus learned that the hard way.

"Don't try eating it either." That way lay 3d6 of acid damage, folks.

"It's time for some teamwork!" Magnus cheered as the NPCakin was fully consumed and none of you did a damn thing to help him. You monsters.