Humanoid Health and First Aid, Wednesday, Period 1

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Cristina looked exhausted, and probably hung over.

She was reasonably certain no one was going to blame her today.

"So fractures." She nudged a stack of handouts with her foot, hoping one of the students — Nerdy Spice, maybe — would take initiative and pass them out for her. "Orthopedics. Not really my thing. It's more . . . carpentry than anything else. Still, people end up with broken bones, so you're going to want to know how to keep 'em from bleeding out or dying of shock while you get them to the hospital." She nudged the stack with her foot again. "So yeah. Read these, study up or whatever, and learn something." She leaned back in her chair, draping her arm over her eyes, then looked up at the students again. "Right, and, uh." She sat up enough to hit a couple buttons on the Danger Shop's controls. A young woman fell from the ceiling, screaming about trees, and landed poorly on the floor in the middle of the simulated classroom.

"She just fell out of a sequoia being bulldozed by Big Lumber, and broke all her limbs. That should be plenty broken bones to go around."

Nailed it! | Wednesday, 3rd period

[sharp_man]

"Today we will be working on Korean food," Hannibal said as they filed in. "Specifically, dolsot bibimbap. It's a dish of meat, egg, vegetables, and rice. It involves several different steps, and you will need to use this room's properties to shorten the time for marinating the meat. Also, as some of you may be pleased to hear, one of the steps is making a specific type of hot sauce." Vette. "You will need to toast the rice without burning it, cook the eggs properly, get the steak to a specific temperature, and grill the vegetables."

He brought out his own, a little dish for each of them, perfectly presented, with a little gochujang sauce in an artful swirl on the top. Except for one dish, which had twice the sauce on it.

"Enjoy, then make your own."