Humanoid Health and First Aid, Wednesday, Period 1

[deaddadsclub]

The students would arrive for class today to find their teacher bent over a tablet in an actual simulation (of a classroom, look, there was still a learning curve here), tapping at various things and chuckling ominously to herself. Someone — probably a squirrel — had finally clued Cristina in on what the Danger Shop was for.

"Oh man. Chief Webber would love this."

She looked up once they'd gathered, then tapped a few last buttons on the tablet and set it aside. "So the squirrels haven't reported on any suspicious deaths around town, so I'm going to assume none of you had to use what we learned last week yet. Lucky you. Today you're going to learn something you're way more likely to actually use in your day to day lives: how to treat a ( hemorrhage )

She turned back to the class, who had hopefully been madly jotting all of that down. "So rather than practice on more dummies today — or try stitching up some bananas, even though that is a tried and true method of learning to suture — we're going to actually use this room to its full, high tech potential. Students, meet your patients." She pressed a series of buttons, and six new people appeared in the room. They just a handful of random preprogrammed characters she'd pulled up from the menu, and included a punk rocker, a ten year old, a police officer, a sexy zombie nurse, a pirate, and a rodeo clown. All of whom promptly started bleeding from various wounds. "Now keep them alive."

Nailed it! | Wednesday, 3rd period

[sharp_man]

Today, Hannibal was standing at his station at the front of class with plates of several different ravioli. "Good afternoon. Today you will be working on ravioli. You may choose any one of these. Please try them all and make your decision."

He reached below the station and pulled out a number of tablets. "The recipes for each, as well the recipe for the dough and the techniques for making each of the shapes involved, are here. Please come and get whichever one you are interested in. Let me know if you have any questions."

Mad Kings & Queens: Raving Royals and How To Survive Them (Wednesday, 2nd Period)

[atreideslioness]

When class started today, Ghanima did a quick count to see who was back, and who may have dropped. Once that was accomplished, she gave them all a bright smile.

"Today, we start near the beginning," she said. "Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, more commonly known by his nickname Caligula, was the third emperor of the Roman Empire, and a member of the Julio-Claudian dynasty which descended from Augustus."

( I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the senate and the people of Rome. I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the senate and the people of Rome. I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the senate and the people of Rome. Rome! Rome! Rome! Caesar! Caesar! Rome! Rome! Rubbish! Rubbish! )

[OOC: ocd up!]