Earth Zoology -- Pre-History Edition, Tuesday, Period 2

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Walking into the Danger Shop might be a bit of a shock for the students today, as they would find themselves at the bottom of a shallow ocean filled with strange, bug-like creatures. They were perfectly able to breathe, thanks to the nature of this particular hologram, and would find themselves perfectly dry when they left, though for all other intents and purposes, they would all look and feel as though they were completely submerged. Jenkins stood in the middle of an open, sandy area not far from the Danger Shop door, admiring the early reef-building creatures that lined the underwater field.

( Explore the Cambrian, named for what the Romans decided to call Wales )

Arts & Crafts, Tuesday First Period

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"Good morning!" Vanessa said cheerfully. "Great news, everyone, I found the Bedazzlers! And if you don't know what a Bedazzler is then your childhood was lacking and/or you have obviously never worked with drag queens!"

"Or strippers," Wade added, nodding along like this was a very important lesson for them all to learn.

"Or strippers," Vanessa agreed. Guess which category she was in! "So you see it can be a very important life skill. If you didn't bring something you want to encrust with rhinestones, we have t-shirts, or you can run back to your room and get something. For example, Wade brought his Crocs." God help them all.

He stepped out to show off the monstrosities that were now bedazzled to have his logo on them. "Branding is important. Maybe use this as the right time to dabble in branding. Just avoid things with X in the title."

"The A is also taken. No one wants to tangle with Tony Stark's lawyers," Vanessa said. "So hopefully if you were thinking initials you have one other than those! Now, as far as how it works, it's really simple." Vanessa proceeded to talk them through how to bedazzle something, demonstrating as she went on a bra that was already about halfway through the process of being completely bedazzled. You know, for her other job.

"Now bedazzle, children," Wade said with a proud sigh. "Bedazzle like the wind."