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Home Ec- Monday- 2nd period
Sunday, April 1st, 2018 09:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gobrookeyourselfThe class was back in the Danger Shop today, which was filled with punching bags.
"Right, so, it's one of those weeks," Brooke greeted the class, "where the island hops you up on hormones and sends you out into the world, and don't get me wrong, it's fun and all, but it's a thing."
Pause for a brief moment of silence for the days she had an honest to god schedule for her hookups during this week.
"We also don't have a proper sex ed class this semester, and I get you guys a day into it, so we're going to have a quick and dirty rundown of things. First, all these feelings are totally normal and natural, if amplified by like a thousand percent. It's totally okay not to hook up if you don't want to. Hit things. Get out of town for the day. Hang out in a cold shower for an hour or two. Take it out on yourself, in a dirty way. And if you are going to be doing anything, that's cool, too. Remember that just because you're dying to get it in doesn't mean someone else is, so make sure all involved parties are on the same page.
"Now you may be wondering what this has to do with Home Ec. Well, know what you don't want to come out of this week? Diseases and babies!" Brooke continued. "Because taking medication for something totally preventable sucks, and no one wants to have to tell a future partner about why it burns when you pee, and having a kid is probably more than anyone your age wants to deal with before you're ready. And then you get one, and it comes home with you, and then all the things you've been learning in this class have to be done around another person." That was nebulous reasoning for a sex ed class today, Brooke. "So wrap it up. And I was going to give you guys toddlers to deal with today, but look, there is nothing I want less today." Also, she knew from experience that that might end up being superfluous. "So instead you get to hit things if you want. If not, you can go be crabby somewhere else, and there are condoms by the door you should probably take no matter what your plans are for the week."
"Right, so, it's one of those weeks," Brooke greeted the class, "where the island hops you up on hormones and sends you out into the world, and don't get me wrong, it's fun and all, but it's a thing."
Pause for a brief moment of silence for the days she had an honest to god schedule for her hookups during this week.
"We also don't have a proper sex ed class this semester, and I get you guys a day into it, so we're going to have a quick and dirty rundown of things. First, all these feelings are totally normal and natural, if amplified by like a thousand percent. It's totally okay not to hook up if you don't want to. Hit things. Get out of town for the day. Hang out in a cold shower for an hour or two. Take it out on yourself, in a dirty way. And if you are going to be doing anything, that's cool, too. Remember that just because you're dying to get it in doesn't mean someone else is, so make sure all involved parties are on the same page.
"Now you may be wondering what this has to do with Home Ec. Well, know what you don't want to come out of this week? Diseases and babies!" Brooke continued. "Because taking medication for something totally preventable sucks, and no one wants to have to tell a future partner about why it burns when you pee, and having a kid is probably more than anyone your age wants to deal with before you're ready. And then you get one, and it comes home with you, and then all the things you've been learning in this class have to be done around another person." That was nebulous reasoning for a sex ed class today, Brooke. "So wrap it up. And I was going to give you guys toddlers to deal with today, but look, there is nothing I want less today." Also, she knew from experience that that might end up being superfluous. "So instead you get to hit things if you want. If not, you can go be crabby somewhere else, and there are condoms by the door you should probably take no matter what your plans are for the week."