Fitness and Health, Tuesday, Period 4

[wrongkindofsith]

Bond was not at the front of the classroom this week, instead, an irritated looking Cara was.

"Your teacher's sleeping off a gremlin bite," she said without preamble. "So I'm covering, even though this is the first I've heard of a 'you knocked them out, you take over their class rule'." Did you really need to share that, Cara, did you?

"According to his lesson plan you're supposed to be preparing for your final next week, so ask questions about that and I'll answer it." By making something up, what did she know about Bond's final plans?

Diplomacy, Relationships, & Tactics: The Art of War, Week 14 [Wednesday, Period 2]

[atreideslioness]

"Well, you made it all the way through to the last chapter of the book," Tahiri said with a wry smile. "Congratulations. This is the chapter where Sun Tzu talks about something that people may consider dishonorable or unacceptable for discussion, but they're probably making use of anyway because they're actually pretty necessary when it comes to warfare. Namely, spies."

"Spies are lovely," Ghanima said cheerfully. "Generally clever people -- since stupid ones don't survive long -- incredibly loyal, despite what the media would have you think, and wonderfully resourceful."

Were your ears burning somewhere, Aly? Ghanima hoped so.

( Thus, what enables the wise sovereign and the good general to strike and conquer, and achieve things beyond the reach of ordinary men, is foreknowledge )

[OOC: OCD in formation!]

Jack of All Trades, Wednesday, Per 1

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Back in the Danger Shop, though it was set to the standard classroom setting--at least for the moment. "Sup, class," Hardison greeted, not even bothering to hide his smirk. "So, this weekend is prom an' I'd be remiss as hell if I didn't at least try to remind y'all about the wonders of safer sex an' why it's so important. Which bring us to today's lesson: learnin' to care for babies."

That was right, babies. Not even the slightly older children of the weekend that could at least speak and were generally potty-trained.

"Childcare is definitely a useful skill to have; people everywhere are always havin' kids. Knowin' how to take care of one without damage to yourself or the kid is probably one of those marks of a well-rounded person." Even Hardison knew how to take care of an infant, though it had been over a decade since the last time he'd had to. "So today, you get to learn some important tasks of takin' care of babies an' then you can spend the rest of the hour puttin' those newfound skills to use."

At least he wasn't saddling you with a droid-baby? You were welcome, class.

With a touch of a button, the sim changed from a classroom to a nursery filled with cribs. Each crib had two names on it; one name was for the student in charge of that infant, the other was the infant's and was completely moddable. Around the nursery were several different stations: a bathtub, a changing table, a rocking chair, even a kitchenette. A video started playing on an empty wall, showing the students how to hold a baby, and as soon as it was over, every baby started crying at once.

Weapon Safety, Wednesday

[likethegun]

When the students arrived today, they'd see the TV and DVD player out and ready to go.

"Hey guys. So, most of the weapons we've looked at in class so far have been more Western kinds of weapons. I thought it might be a good idea to watch a movie today with some kinds of weapons we haven't worked with yet." Hopefully the old, classic, black and white aspect wouldn't throw anyone off too much.