Fitness and Health, Tuesday, Period 4

[doubleohblonde]

Bond's class were in the Danger Shop again, but rather than last week's snow, there was a rather odd collection of harnesses and bungie cords hanging from the roof of a simulated gym.

"Good afternoon," Bond greeted them. "Now, in honour of the fact that it's International Women's Day today, we'll be taking part in a sport that's traditionally women only on a professional level, albeit modified to take into account the class's circumstances."

Yes, it seemed that Bond had put considerable thought into how to do a class on synchcronised swimming when one of the people involved could not go in the water.

Jack of All Trades, Wednesday, Per 1

[geniuswithasmartphone]

No Danger Shop today, instead a portal was waiting for the class. As was a visibly-impatient Hardison, who was bouncing on his toes a bit with excitement. "So, I asked y'all what you wanted to learn about on the first day," he reminded. "Face wanted to learn more about fightin' with lightsabers an' Hanna mentioned a bit of drama. Now, I can't get access to real lightsabers or whatnot, but I did get us the next best thing--an hour-long lesson at the School of Saberfightin'!" Yes, Hardison was well and truly geeking out about this. "They train with replicas of the laserswords from Space Battles an' teach some of the more famous duels from the movies. I hear they even got a new duel based on the Film that just came out!"

Seriously. So excited here.

"So grab your stuff an' head through the portal. We're goin' to Moscow!"

It was practically killing him to be the last one through the portal, but Hardison remembered that he was technically a teacher and a responsible adult and waited until all the students were through before heading in.

Weapon Safety, Wednesday

[likethegun]

When the students arrived to class today, they'd find that the usual dummies had been replaced by a Danger Shop-generated gun range.

( Pew pew pew! )

Oh the Humanity!: Friendship is International Adventure, Thursday, period 1

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie waited for the students today wearing large mirrored sunglasses and several dozen paper shopping bags tucked at crazy angles across her withers and around her front legs. "Hiya everypony!" she called, waving frantically and setting the bags rustling and fluttering in a way that indicated in so uncertain terms that they were all entirely empty. "Hope you're ready for some super fun times today! We're going shopping!"

Eliot was dressed -- exactly like he would any other day of the week. Up to and including the incredulous expression he was shooting Pinkie. "If you wanna go shopping," he said. "You don't have to go shopping. We're not takin' a field trip to a mall or anything."

"Ooooo, we should totally do that!"

Eliot ignored her. "Today we're visitin' one of the largest and most economically successful cities in the world -- and one of my personal favorites: Seoul, South Korea." He looked around specifically for Kathy, then went back to addressing the entire class. "There is far too much to do in this city in one trip. I recommend pickin' one thing: shopping, sure, or a historical tour if that's your thing, or checkin' out one of their theme parks, or even just explorin' along the river, maybe, and keepin' the place in mind for future vacations."

"ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT!" Pinkie declared, bags flying again. "Let's go hit the town!!"

Eliot actually smiled a little at that. He was looking forward to seeing what Seoul made of a talking pink pony.