Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques | Friday, 3rd period

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal waited until everyone was settled, then leaned on the counter. "Our next topic is one that is very important, so we will be spending two weeks on it: safety. It's important not to unintentionally poison yourself or anyone else with your cooking, after all." Intentionally was a topic for a different class.

"Safety is something you should be concerning yourself with from the very beginning — in choosing your foods, in cooking them, and in keeping them until they've been eaten. We will be covering every aspect." He paused for a moment. "Well, we will be covering choosing foods from a grocery, anyway. If you hunt your food by other means, you're on your own; I'm not teaching that class," he joked, smirking.

( We will start with dairy. )

How To Totally Be a Spy, For Real (We Mean It), Friday

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

"Pam, let's think of things we'd rather do on a Friday morning than be here," Cheryl said thoughtfully. "I can think of...seventeen."

Pause.

"One of them involves ice picks. No, wait. Tw...at least three involve ice picks."

“Did you count lobotomies?” Pam asked. “I can’t imagine that didn’t crack the top three. Me, I need to be on the internet, managing those pics that went viral.”

Eat your heart out, Kim Kardashian.

( Teleconferencing. When we get around to it. )

American History: Lies Your Other Teachers Told You [Friday, November 14, 2014]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh had written a quote up on the board again:

History, despite its wrenching pain,
Cannot be unlived, and if faced
With courage, need not be lived again.--Maya Angelou

"One of the most pervasive themes in our history is the domination of black America by white America. Issues of black-white relations destroyed the Whig Party to collapse, prompted the Republican Party to form, and had the Democrats position themselves as the "white man's party" for almost a century," Josh began. "Senators mounted the longest filibuster in history--more than 534 hours--to oppose the Civil Rights Act in 1964. And that's not even mentioning the Civil War that split the country in half and killed 620,000 Americans--which is about the same amount as every other war we've ever got involved in combined. It still affects the way we look our world--no one can convince me that the rise of the right wing extremist Tea Party isn't a direct result of Barack Obama being a black man. And the most infuriating part is that the history books, for the most part, refuse to address it."

He ran his hand through his hair. "The Civil War was about tariffs. Thomas Jefferson, who owned slaves, really loved freedom. The Civil Rights Act fixed everything magically forever, assuming you even get to the '60s in your class. And that, dear students, is a load of crap. We--and here I mainly mean 'white guys who approve history books'-- just don't like looking ourselves in the face about this."

He took a sip from his coffee. "We'll get into specifics about this next week, but why do you think we don't talk about race except in a 'oh, that was in the 1800s' sort of way?"