Sex, Dating and Self-Confidence [Tuesday, Period 2]

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"Good morning," Irene called cheerfully as the students filed in today. "First order of business: I have two things to answer from the question box."

With the first slip of paper, Irene only just pulled it a little out of the box, cleared her throat and read aloud, "Oh, question box. I enjoy being inside you so much. Ever since I entered your slit, I've never known such happiness. I hope you enjoy being filled by me. I... wait, no... Don't pull me out! I don't want to leave! QUESTION BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--"

And while Irene did give it her all, there (she was a touch theatrical sometimes), she looked up from the paper there, and pulled it the rest of the way out of the box before setting it aside.

"That's not really a question, is it?" she asked, smiling slightly. "But points for creativity to whoever came up with that one."

She had her guesses.

( Second question -- which is an actual question -- and rest of class under here! )