Library - Monday

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With all the baggage that had come out yesterday the self-help books had taken upon themselves to arrange themselves into a lovely display for anyone entering the library this morning. There was even an entire display on parental issues.

How lovely.

Barry was ignoring all of it and reading comic books.

How to be a Hired Gun/Merc - Period Three

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The Danger Shop today looked like a prison from the Old West. And for each student there was a cell complete with a bed, privy, half eaten meal on a metal tray with a spoon and a bible.

"Occasionally your line of work may mean you will run into the law," Jayne said groggily as though he'd been up drinking and burning luggage all night. "Unjustly, of course. So in these situations it is up to you to find your own manner of egrets."

He probably meant egress. He heard Book say it once and it sounded classy.

"So get into the cell and break out."

Also known as try to break out while Jayne passes out in the corner.

Public Service - On the Edge, Monday, Period 2

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"Yo, Rookies," Reno greeted, giving the students a nod as he stood near the portal on the causeway today, looking… exhausted. It was completely possible that your teacher hadn't slept last night. At all. Which, given some of the luggage that had been shoved at him by the island, probably wasn't hugely surprising. "Hope you all had a good break and the baggage yesterday didn't kick your asses, yo. We'll be jumpin' right back into it this week, with a sidequest lined up for you, if any of you are interested, yo."

He waved a hand and gestured for them to follow him through the portal, which in turn led to the back room of what looked to be a bar. A dark-haired, smiling woman roughly the same age as Reno was visible through the doorway, serving customers at the counter and occasionally glancing back through the door as the redhead taught his class.

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