How to be a Hired Gun - Monday Period Three

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Somebody at the school office had thoughtfully provided Jayne with a list of activities that he should never do with students. They had also used small words so he could easily understand them. He decided that he was going to break at least one of those rules so today he chose to smoke a cigar

Consider yourself lucky kids.

When the students entered the danger shop, they'd no doubt notice that there were multiple people on horses wearing some odd cowboy costumes in a prairie type setting.

"Right. I'm Jayne. This class is how to be a hired gun slash mercenary," Jayne announced as he took a puff from his cigar. "And the most important thing about being a hired gun is to not get shot. So. These guys are going to shoot at you and I'm going to see how fast you can run and hide."

Jayne wasn't much for complicated lectures. Or activities.

Run kids!

Public Service - On the Edge, Monday, Period 2

[raspberryturk]

"Yo, class!" Today, Reno was making people meet in the Danger Shop, where the whole class was congregated in the desert, overlooking… well… it was probably meant to be a city. Mostly it just looked like somebody had taken the ruins of one city and then piled them up trying to make another one. "Welcome to Edge, or at least a simulation of Edge, a city that was built by pilin' up the wreckage of Midgar, that mess of ruins to the side, there."

( So yeah, there was that. )

[OCD is up and this class is open for business!]

Sex, Dating and Self-Confidence [Tuesday, Period 2]

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Irene was perched neatly on her desk at the front of the room, smiling at the students as they filed in. "Good morning," she greeted them with a crisp smile, tossing off a little finger wave. "I hope we're all doing well today? I mean, it's only Tuesday. If things are going downhill already, I daresay it's going to be a hell of a week."

See, kids? She was the cool teacher. She swore. On the first day. And she was British.

( This is probably the least NSFW this class is going to get for awhile! Whoo! )