Library, Sunday All Day

[genesishero]

"Hey, Kid A!"

"No, Quentin."

"You don't even know what I was going to say."

"I'm pretty sure I can guess."

"Hmm... Nope, you definitely can't."

"Get out of my head, Quentin."

"We'll see. Anyway, while you're here at the library making cozy with the books, you should let me borrow your dog. I can take him to the brunch, let him get some exercise and fresh air..."

"I'm not letting you use Ozzy just so that you can pick up girls, Quentin."

"You sure?"

"Positive."

"Dammit, Kid A. You really are shaping up to be pretty evil."

Evan was pretty sure that this was going to be his supervillain origin story.

[Open!]

Science You Cannot Possibly Comprehend, Monday, Period 5

[allhopeliesinme.livejournal.com]

"If you were aware that your teacher last week was a Doombot, then I congratulate you," Doom said. "It takes an admirable amount of confidence in yourself to lie to Doom, after all. When I realized what affects the damnable pollen would have last week, I knew attempting to teach a group of hormonal teenagers anything would be more of a lost cause than usual."

"And so I introduced you to this week's topic, advanced artificial intelligences. In my world, a man named Doctor Henry Pym is commonly credited as the father of artificial intelligences based on his creation of Ultron, a crazed automaton alternately obsessed with his creator's psychological issues and committing genocide against the human race. Ultron then used its own great mechanical intelligence to create a son called the Vision, who became a superhero, and a daughter named Jocasta who he obsessed over marrying and who also became a superhero."

"In short, though he is considered an expert in the field, Pym was a failure who begat an even grander failure," Doom said.

( Ragging on Hank Pym Day! )