Library [Sunday, January 6]

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After a week off, Lee's back in the library and propped up lazily behind the desk. He wasn't going so far as to put his feet up on the desk but he was doing some lounging and leaning and occasionally spinning in the chair. There were books to be checked in and shelved but he had all day to do that.

Maths For Real Life, Class 1, Period 1 [1-7]

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"Good morning," Jean-Paul said to his students, who might notice he was actually hovering just barely above the floor, with his toes pointed so that he appeared to be standing en pointe, "and welcome to Maths For Real Life. There are certain things your parents should teach you; unfortunately, your parents chose to send you to boarding school instead. Or...you may not have parents. Or you may not be on speaking terms with them. These things happen. At any rate, here we are. And within three and a half years, unless you are remarkably bad at this, your high school careers will end and you will be catapulted into the real world, where you will have to not give other people more money than you actually have, deal with your country, planet, or dimension's version of the Internal Revenue Service, and figure out how many ounces are in a kilogram. I will teach you these things. You are welcome.

"Today, I would like to get to know what I am dealing with. We shall simply have introductions, going around the room. Each of you will please tell me your name, where you are from, and what you hope to get out of this class."

Choose Your Own Government, Monday, Class #1

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"Hello, my class, and welcome to a new semester and a new class with me, your professor. If you're not supposed to be in Choose Your Own Government with Professor Mal Doran, well, feel free to stay anyway, but you're probably missing valuable naptime. For those of you who chose to remain, you can call me Vala and I won't be offended in the slightest."

"Today's adventure in education will probably be rather minimalist. I'd like to know your name, the kind of government you grew up under and have experienced--please tell me about all of them if you've experienced more than one--and what kind of government you think you'd like to live under, or be a part of. I'd also like to know your thoughts about what a government or leader should do for its people. Then, I'd like you to split into three groups and debate why, and choose one government for the small group--a list of descriptions is here, and there are plenty for everyone. Scenarios will be forthcoming as classes go on, and each of your small governments will be responsible for solving the problems, then evaluating what did or didn't work in your approach. I will then be using these evaluations in my grading criteria."

"Also, I'm looking for a teaching assistant, if you're interested."

Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/07

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Oh, it had been too long.

Deadpool grinned, sitting cross-legged on his desk as he waited for the kids to all file on in.

"Gooood morin' kiddies! Good mornin' and welcome to Criminal Justice! The class where you all get to learn all the valuable lessons that I painstakingly gathered over years of being arrested and watching a lot of television." A beat. "Mostly TV at this point, I have a tendency to wander away when threatened with arrest these days. It's just annoying anymore."

He grinned brightly. "Anywho! Today is the day where I ask why exactly you all are takin' the class. is it because you want to be feebs? Blackhats? Just like taking classes from crazy folks? Clerical error? Are accidentally in the wrong room? If so, down the hall and to the left."


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