Combined Mathematics #1 [Friday 9-14, Period 4]

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Jean-Paul was pacing again as the students entered. When they were all there, he said, "So, you are all taking this class on math. And some of you--in fact, more of you than I expected, congratulations--happen to be quite good at math. So clearly you think it is important, or so I assume. What I would like to know is why. Why are you studying math, and why do you think people should study math? And lest you think this class will be all theory, after your discussion I have worksheets for all of you for homework, tailored to your skill levels. So ha."

Love Smart: Period 2, Week 2

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( Finding 'The One' )

[ooc: Wait for OCD is up! The questions are open to all for reply and discussion! Go Swarley!]

Interdisciplinary Studies, Class 2, Friday, Period 1

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"All right, kids," Squall said, as he tossed the sign-in clipboard in their direction. "Today we're going to actually learn something useful. But first--"

He produced a bag from behind his desk, reached into it, and pulled out a single-serving-size packed of Fig Newtons. "Turns out, the guy in THIS universe who invented all the stuff I'm about to tell you was named after these cookies. Or whatever." He shrugged. "Hey, I was in the store, okay? And they're good." He chucked a few packets hard at each student, and then lobbed a few in high arcs over the class. "You see the shape they make when they travel? That's a parabola. Because of a constant downward force. Write that down."

"So, today we're going to learn some of the basic principles on which the universe works. Except not really."

Squall fixed the class with a level gaze.

( What I'm about to tell you is a lie. )

Lunch - Friday 9/14

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School Assembly, The Auditorium, Friday afternoon

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"Good afternoon, students. I'm Harriet Jones, Dean of Students. Some of you might know who I am, but for those who don't, it's nice to meet you all. Feel free to pop in for a chat if you have any student-related problems. Or any problems, really.

Now, welcome to our first assembly for the semester. We have a special guest today, the star of…" Harriet raised an eyebrow at her notes before continuing, sounding just a bit confused. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. Now, that can't be right. Why on earth--"

There was a loud, buzzing HMMMMMMMMM coming from the toad on stage.

Harriet straightened, gaze fixed forward, looking out at the students. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. All glory to the HYPNOTOAD."

[Please wait for extensive OCD and CAPSLOCK ABUSE for all! Just follow along with the OCD, it should be fairly clear. Those who were hypnotised will remember what they did and how they acted! The effect can wear off once they leave the stage or at any point after that, so long as it has worn off by midnight. It is totally up to you.]

Library: Friday [14.09]

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Karal had come prepared this week, where prepared meant more tea and slightly fewer books. Once the library was set up, he opened the doors and settled behind the desk, writing diligently in his notebook.

:You look busy.: Altra strolled in and leapt onto the desk, making himself comfortable.

Karal stared. "Where have you been!"

:Around,: was all the reply he got as Altra rolled onto his side and went to sleep.

"Wonderful," Karal muttered, and went back to writing.