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Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Peezza

-Tecus

-French Freees

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School Announcements, April 7

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

The announcements are still not on time today, and occur just before lunch.

"Good morning. The following teenagers with attitude will report to the Danger Shop for detention tomorrow morning:

Samantha Carter
Callisto
Angel
Alphonse Elric

Thank you, and please try to avoid stepping on any lemurs or bunnies."

Library

[janet_fraiser]

Janet rushed in, late, and proceeded to fling her backpack behind the Collection Desk, narrowly missing knocking over a stack of books as she tried to make it look like she'd been there all along.

Student Council [Lunchtime]

[bigdamnprincipal]

Zoe smiled at the Student Council members as they came in for lunch.

"Good afternoon. Professor Lyman isn't here today, so he asked me to take care of your meeting. From the notes he gave me, it looks like you all have quite an agenda, so why don't we get started?"

[OCD threads are up!]

Celtic Studies (04/07)

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

Seeing as one of his students has been arrested, another wasn't going to be in class because of the same, and a third hadn't come to class for the last week or so, Camulus threw in the towel. He hung a sign around the moose's neck and left.

'CLASS IS CANCELLED'

Office Hours, Tactics of War, 6 - 7 PM FHT

[harringtongreen.livejournal.com]

Honor arrived at the office, shedding the rainjacket and hanging it onto a wallhook. She then placed her hot chocolate onto her desk and produced a stack of graded papers. That done, she settled in with her reader and a notebook. There were still a few things she needed to reference for her lecture on Monday.

[Mun is AFK until later this evening. Mun is back. Please leave a comment in the appropriate OCD thread for your paper.]

Driver's Ed, April 7th, Period 1-2

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

Having just been fed breakfast, the three robotic raptors- one red, one yellow, and one blue- are now standing calmly in the middle of the Shop, which is currently projecting an image of a forest trail.

"Today, guys, we're going for something a little different. You're going to ride these guys here," he reaches out and pats the yellow raptor's neck. "Just... hop right up," he gestures to the saddle and reins, "and do your best! They may be a little, uh, excitable, but they won't hurt you."

Mathematics: All Classes: Friday 4.07.06 Period 1

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Good morning! Or, well, not so good, depending on how you are. People who owe me make-up work, please turn it in.

Beginners, today is the day to go over old notes and see if you have any questions. Your final will cover both the material that Mr. Eppes and I assigned, so ask your questions today!

Intermediate, I'd like a final proposal from you on Monday. Spend today using the computers and text books in the back for research. Your final presentation should be about five minutes in length. If you want to work in pairs, then the time goes up to ten minutes. Have at it!"

Journalistic Integrity (Friday, April 7 - 3rd period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita sat behind her desk, looking grumpy.

"All right. Today, you may ask me any question you like, as long as you can back it up with a good reason as to why you know. I reserve the right to refuse to answer, though," she said.

Journalism 101/201 (Friday, April 7 - 7th period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita was nearly asleep behind her desk.

"Erm. You may all ask me one question of the who/what/where/when/why/how sort, and then write a short article based on the information," she said, eyes shut.

Cultivation and Gardening, 6th Period April 7th, 2006

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

Bunny slippers propped up on a nearby chair, Zhaan sat leaning back, her entire expression one of meditation. Although the posture wasn't exactly common for her, she'd seen others adopt it and had decided to give it a try. Naturally, she'd gotten completely distracted.

Students appearing made her shift slightly and then smile.

"Hello, class." Dropping her feet, she stood and picked up the glossy photos she'd printed from the web, "today, I'd like to discuss one of the largest organisms on your planet. The Sequoia .

"Known to live for thousands of years, they grow to excessive heights." Zhaan paused, "One must imagine the life they have seen for that time. The wars they've witnessed, the young lovers that frolicked beneath them. Plants see everything that occurs, and rarely tell of it. Even to each other, they're more interested in the dance of the bee, the delicate step of the aphid."

Fingering one of the photos, she shook off the slight dreamy nature of her tone and continued briskly, "Conservation on your planet is sadly lacking, with much of the natural flora being razed to produce meat animals. Rather a pity, considering that plants are there to keep things balanced and healthy.

"Not that humans are the only destroyers of living creatures. The Peacekeepers--" She broke off, suddenly looking sheepish. "My humble apologies, children. I forget myself. Please read up on the sequoia. And have a lovely, death-free, weekend."

[sorry. was being all responsible and adult and paying bills and sorting paperwork. yarggh. Can I be a pirate now?]

Music 201 - April 7, 2006 - Period 7 - Class #24

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

As per Ted's email, Music 201 is held in the Danger Shop today.

The Shop is set up to look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland junkyard.

"Afternoon, dudes! Today we're learning about music made after the world has gone boom. Even members of a human resistance need music. Today's gonna be a hands-on lesson, so pick a place and go explore."

History of Art / Studio Art Combined Studio | April 7, Periods 5&6

[autolycus-kot.livejournal.com]

There are a number of sketchpads, sets of chalk, and cameras at the front of the class.

Pair up.

Go out into the school and/or town and do Art.

Report with your art back at end of class.

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Class Rosters

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up.]