Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Sign in [June 25]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

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Re: Sign in [June 25]

[smartestone]

Hermione Granger

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[multiplez]

Z Delgado

Talk to the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Because these should be some sane and rational conversations...

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"There are no armadillos here, Jerry!" one Jerry hissed.

"We were promised armadillos!"

"With fresh raisins!"

"Your raisins have been shipped from Japan!"

"We specified that! Japanese raisins!"

"We shall not stand for this, Jerry!"

"We are the Queen! The Queen does not stand for such things!"

"The Queen has her own army, you know!"

"Our pocket knives are better than yours," said one Jerry, nodding.

"Just ask the donkeys," said the other.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[multiplez]

"I'll take your word for it about the pocket knives," Z assured them. "Er. Your majesty."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack blinked. "Why wouldn't we talk about the government?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal? Stared. "Are the donkeys able to speak?" he finally managed to ask.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel nodded her head regallly. "Welcome to our class your majesty."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"What the hell?" Beat up with a hangover, Johnny just didn't get it.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan considered very, very carefully how he was going to respond. "What are you doing?" he said, sternly. "I told you not to ask for armadillos ever again!"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"You shouldn't get Japanese raisins," Turtle said idly with a sigh. "They get horrible market reviews."

She was tired and cranky with having to deal with too many stupid people in the real world, and just wanted to be out of stupid people class.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"I am not allowed to have my pocket knives, and I'm sane," Aravis said, frowning.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara tried not to stare, but really. "Why does The Queen have her own army? Is she they, er, are you at war?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"The donkeys went back to their home planet." Marco said with as straight a face as he could.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter really, really wondered sometimes.

"I'd be most happy to ask the donkeys, sirs. They are Talking Donkeys, of course?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Will was trying hard not to stare. Really she was. The special guests were just so confusing that she wasn't doing a very good job of it.

"I really don't think they'd let donkeys have knives, your majesties. Majesty. Whichever it is?"

Did Prof Lyman just grab a couple of crazies for this last class?

Boggle at the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Where they can't hear you, because that would be rude, Jerry.

Re: Boggle at the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

The Jerries were weird. Freaking weird.

"Maaan!"

Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

He's practically vibrating with coffee and supressed laughter.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel was snickering like a snickering thing that snickers. "What do you think would happen if I mentioned the CIA to them?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly arrived to watch some of the insanity just before the class ended.

"It's nice to know that whatever I do tomorrow, the insanity can't compare to this," she said, smirking at Josh.

OOC

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

You guys have been sooooo much fun. Thank you!

Re: OOC

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

This class has totally rocked!

Re: OOC

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Even if I got detention!

Maaan!