Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Both Jerries stopped abruptly and gave Zack a once-over.

"Jerry," one Jerry whispered. "Do you suppose he's a spy?"

"A double agent?! We trusted him, Jerry!"

"We gave him our letters to mail to the council!"

"So the mafia's pigeons wouldn't intercept!"

"Jerry," breathed one Jerry in awe. "He is the mafia."

Both Jerries stared.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack stared back. "I'm not even Italian."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Then it's true!" said one Jerry, pointing right at Zack.

"He confessed! He confessed! He confessed!"

"We have you at last, mafia!"

"You shall never escape us alive!"

"No! For we shall release the hounds!"

"Release ... the sardines!"

Both Jerries waited expectantly as if something was going to happen.

It wasn't.