Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Sign in [June 25]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

...

Talk to the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Because these should be some sane and rational conversations...

Boggle at the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Where they can't hear you, because that would be rude, Jerry.

Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

He's practically vibrating with coffee and supressed laughter.

OOC

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

You guys have been sooooo much fun. Thank you!

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"There are no armadillos here, Jerry!" one Jerry hissed.

"We were promised armadillos!"

"With fresh raisins!"

"Your raisins have been shipped from Japan!"

"We specified that! Japanese raisins!"

"We shall not stand for this, Jerry!"

"We are the Queen! The Queen does not stand for such things!"

"The Queen has her own army, you know!"

"Our pocket knives are better than yours," said one Jerry, nodding.

"Just ask the donkeys," said the other.

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[smartestone]

Hermione Granger

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[multiplez]

Z Delgado

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[multiplez]

"I'll take your word for it about the pocket knives," Z assured them. "Er. Your majesty."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, Edward," said one Jerry, sweeping her a bow.

"We rather enjoyed the play, Edward."

"We thought your performance was particularly superb."

"We have never quite believed in a clarinet so clearly."

"You have a very Grecian air to you."

"We are fond of your vases, Jerry."

"Yes, yes, indeed, Edward! We shall make you ambassador."

"Ambassador to Sweden!"

"West Sweden, at least," beamed one Jerry.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[multiplez]

"Er, actually, my name is Z," Z corrected the Jerries. "And...I don't speak Swedish. So I don't think I should go to Sweden."

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack Addy

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack blinked. "Why wouldn't we talk about the government?"

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal Austreben

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal? Stared. "Are the donkeys able to speak?" he finally managed to ask.

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel Evans

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel nodded her head regallly. "Welcome to our class your majesty."

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny Storm

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"What the hell?" Beat up with a hangover, Johnny just didn't get it.

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[witchy-prue.livejournal.com]

Prue Halliwell

Re: Sign in [June 25]

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan Nolan, Jr

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan considered very, very carefully how he was going to respond. "What are you doing?" he said, sternly. "I told you not to ask for armadillos ever again!"

Re: Boggle at the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

The Jerries were weird. Freaking weird.

"Maaan!"

Re: OOC

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

This class has totally rocked!

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel was snickering like a snickering thing that snickers. "What do you think would happen if I mentioned the CIA to them?"