Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[multiplez]

"I'll take your word for it about the pocket knives," Z assured them. "Er. Your majesty."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, Edward," said one Jerry, sweeping her a bow.

"We rather enjoyed the play, Edward."

"We thought your performance was particularly superb."

"We have never quite believed in a clarinet so clearly."

"You have a very Grecian air to you."

"We are fond of your vases, Jerry."

"Yes, yes, indeed, Edward! We shall make you ambassador."

"Ambassador to Sweden!"

"West Sweden, at least," beamed one Jerry.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[multiplez]

"Er, actually, my name is Z," Z corrected the Jerries. "And...I don't speak Swedish. So I don't think I should go to Sweden."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Welcome, Q," said one Jerry, bowing to her again.

"We don't speak Swedish, either!"

"Good thing, with all of the tourists."

"Yes, indeed! Imagine that, if we had to sell small purple bells to the tourists and we didn't speak French!"

"Our store is in West Mexico, for your convenience!"

"We shall return there immediately."

"Would you be so kind as to send our gymnastics equipment along?"

"We shall particularly miss the shoe polish," said one Jerry.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[multiplez]

"I'll be sure to send the shoe polish along," Z promised.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, X," said one Jerry, bowing.

"We shall wait by the post for it."

"We shall wait in the post office for it."

"We shall live in the post office, so we're certain not to forget."

"We shall mail it straight away!"

"Do you take standard ground shipping?"

"We can tie it to our donkeys and have them carry it to you."

"Our donkeys drowned," said one Jerry sadly.