http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-06-24 11:21 pm
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Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[identity profile] sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you, X," said one Jerry, bowing.

"We shall wait by the post for it."

"We shall wait in the post office for it."

"We shall live in the post office, so we're certain not to forget."

"We shall mail it straight away!"

"Do you take standard ground shipping?"

"We can tie it to our donkeys and have them carry it to you."

"Our donkeys drowned," said one Jerry sadly.