Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"There needs to be cotton candy too," she said after she was done kissing him. "But I'm in. Wonder how mad the fair organiser people would get. Mabe some nice shades of red and purple."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"A hail of cotton candy sounds unnecessarily sticky," Josh mused, "but I'm willing to give it a shot."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"The good kind of sticky though," Aly said. "And less splattery than a hail of pie."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Very true," Josh agreed. "And a hail of pie might bring down the wrath of Jeff, God of Biscuits, and no one wants that."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Unless the wrath was on the pie-throwers. Who would not be us. So really, it could work out in our favour," she said thoughtfully.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"So in the back of the car we now have jam, sweaters, cheap quilts and pie for ammunition?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"And, you know, regular clothes and things," Aly laughed.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Bail money, Toby's phone number..." Josh listed, laughing along.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Deadpool's number if we need an insane mercenary," she agreed. "Though...he might not be in a mood to help."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh rested his chin in his hand. "What did you have in mind?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"If I had anything in mind - which I certainly don't," Aly said innocently. "Would I have a possible co-conspirator?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Would this be possible payback regarding the hypothetical child we're not having?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

She smirked at him. "It would be. John gets some of that too, but Wade's will be easier."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Then hypothetically count me in as a cool sidekick of some kind."

Pause.

"But I'm not wearing tights."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Too bad," she said, looking far too amused. "What about a skirt?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"No."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly sighed dramatically, wrinkling her nose at him. "Cool sidekick in normal pants it is. If you insist."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"I could be convinced to wear a mask," Josh offered helpfully.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

She looked more enthused. "Oh good. I'll find one for you."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Poor stupid Josh.

"It's a date, then," he said, leaning forward to kiss her again. "Hypothetically."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Hypothetically on Saturday," she agreed, kissing him back,