Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

"Thank you," he replied modestly. "And no. I promise I am not spying on you for the government. Actually, the donkey sent me to help stop the waves. He says the orange slices aren't working any more, and you need to use sausages."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Ooooooooh!" Both Jerries drew back for a huddled conference.

Someone listening closely would probably only make out the words "confectionary", "stationary" and "auxiliary."

The Jerries came back, looking at Karal consideringly.

"Are the donkeys still mad about the flamingo incident?" one asked.